Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:32:56 UTC
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@m14brony people who say that have never been face to face with a rain deer who thinks you are a threat to their newborn calf
THEY HAVE JAGGED HOOKS ON THEIR HEADS FFS
Do humans have jagged hooks?
Do they have hooves that can cave your skull in, just by walking over it?
Do they have thick fur that prevents you from defending yourself with a knife?
Humans are grape prey, they can't even navigate by smell
You place a human in the woods and startle it the appleer hides behind the nearest tree, kuz they are too afraid to move further.
Fish in a barrel (without water) are harder to kill
