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I was just told by my brother that I make a good mediator in family disputes because "you're not really part of the family so you don't take sides". Well nice to know some things don't change. Time to re-think my not being estranged to them.
Tuesday, 08-Mar-16 02:11:11 UTC from web-
@awl deck him in the dick so hard he can't have kids no more loudly say, "I might not be a part of the family, but at least I can make one!"
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@awl Show up to the next family reunion mango drunk and in your officer's uniform, singing in russian and responding to any complaints with "You're not my real family you sods"
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@nerthos as a guy who's given bad advice on purpose to people;
this is a VERY BAD ADVCE -
@zennx Shut up, I'm trying to summon angry lenin
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@nerthos YOU FOOL
Now what am I going to do with 16 bags full 'o Proletariat? -
@zennx Well you can always put some rocks in them and throw them in the river.
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@zennx personally I think it's the best advice I've seen all week
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