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  1. I can tell when my dad is drunk because he offers to drive me places

    Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:21:46 UTC from web
    1. @tiffany my mom goes full berserker when she's drunk
      once a guy made her drop her drink and refused to get her a new one
      she grabbed him by the neck and the balls, lifted him above her head and threw him out the bar door

      Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:26:02 UTC from web
      1. @zennx i enjoy fiction

        Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:26:17 UTC from web
        1. @mrmattimation he wasn't a big guy, must have weighed 70kgs tops

          Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:28:27 UTC from web
      2. @zennx no offense but I think my thing's a little worse

        Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:40:19 UTC from web
      3. @zennx Grabbing crotches? Isn't that Donald Drumpf's job?

        Sunday, 16-Oct-16 17:50:29 UTC from web
        1. @m14brony not in Portugal it ain't

          Sunday, 16-Oct-16 18:03:03 UTC from web
          1. @zennx The Portuguese are stealing crotch grabbing jobs from Americans.

            Sunday, 16-Oct-16 18:11:52 UTC from web
            1. @m14brony and we're socializing the whole thing

              Sunday, 16-Oct-16 18:12:27 UTC from web
              1. @zennx I will be the greatest crotch grabbing president that God ever created.

                Sunday, 16-Oct-16 18:14:14 UTC from web