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@anarchycarcino You live in a papayas?
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Wearing a signless pendant just to kiwi off Vantas is like wearing a cross just to apples off Jesus.
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@nerthos There are sects who believe that wearing a cross actually does upset Him. Various reasons given, even.
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@scribus Well, it probably doesn't make him feel good, being featured as a corpse-like guy nailed to a cross.
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@nerthos Anyway, I can do ALL THE KANKRI. Emma stone is my Latula.
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@nerthos Only one way to find out, I reckon.
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@thatonestocking Exactly. Though he probably had it coming for not using his divine ultra-incest powers to burn down Rome.
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@scribus "Oh hey Jesus, there you are. Come with me, there are some guys in robes talking s*** about you on that big building in the center of the town"
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@nerthos Meet them yet?
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@anarchycarcino Yup.
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@nerthos What's the verdict?
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@anarchycarcino The old Vantas talks lots.
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@nerthos I feel like I should know who your avatar is. Who is it?
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@derps GLaDOS-tan
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@nerthos No, nevermind. I was thinking someone from Soul Eater.
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@derps It kind of looks like Medusa from Soul Eater.
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@nerthos Get a new avatar.
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@derps No.
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@nerthos Uh yes
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@derps You do not dictate my actions, underage human male who utterly fails at stalking dangerous people.
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@nerthos SHUT UPPPPPPPPP you didn't give me much to go on. You gave me your secondary Facebook without her in your friends list and told me her name. Obviously I had a LOT to go on.
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@derps No, I gave you my primary Facebook. I didn't give you the secondary, tertiary, and so on accounts. I gave you far more than what you need to find someone, and you utterly failed at it.
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@nerthos Thanks for the confidence boost dude, I appreciate it.
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@derps I'm always here for you, bro.
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@nerthos If I ever found you in real life, I would seriously kick you. In the balls.
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@derps You would probably end up with your leg impalled on a sword, niled to the ground.
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@thatonestocking Ew, that's gay.
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@nerthos I would pull that out as painlessly as possible, nail your leg into the ground with it, and continue to kick you in the balls until the burst like watermelons, or I fainted and probably died from blood loss. I would die happy. No offense.
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@thatonestocking o^o
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@derps You'de be dead before that. Hell I don't even need the sword to break a kid's leg.
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@anarchycarcino Noooooothing.
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@nerthos I know, I'm going to read his lines when I get off my lazy butt. Who do you like best out of the new 4?
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@anarchycarcino Derps thinks he's badass. After failing at stuff.
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@anarchycarcino Meenah, even if she appeared before.
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@nerthos True. But it would happen at a random time. You wouldn't expect it, and I doubt you'll wear your armour everywhere. And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have a sword with you.
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@anarchycarcino I made him lose hours of his life on a pointless quest because he tried to hide something from me.
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@nerthos Oh?
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@anarchycarcino Read context, get story.
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@derps No.
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@derps I always have something sharp and pointy wih me. You probably don't have the strenght to hurt me, even with advantages. I can notice when people try to sneak up on me.
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@anarchycarcino http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1870586 This probably explains what he tried to do.
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@anarchycarcino >Read post >Click context >?????? >Profit.
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@nerthos He searching for Belu?
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@anarchycarcino Yeah. I think it's better if he doesn't found her.
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@nerthos I guess. Could end in laughs.
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@nerthos If I'm with anyone, the only things in my pockets are lint and knifes. And it's a good thing my dad literally trained me to be a freaking ninja and to be good in hand-to-hand combat. I have an awesome dad.
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@anarchycarcino Yeah. She'd probably do to him what she does to every boring guy. Did you read about her and the thief?
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@derps >Literally trained to be a freaking ninja >Gets hit in the head with a van door.
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@nerthos How would I know about the history of someone I barely talk to?
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@anarchycarcino Posted about it yesterday. Let me find the post.
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@nerthos Right.
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@nerthos My sister is an a**. All three of them really. She shut that thing 0.5 seconds after she said "look out."
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@derps Let's talk more about your sisters.
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@derps Yeah, whatever. You know that if you try to sneak up on me while carrying a knife in a foreing country, you'd be beaten up by me, then by the cops, and then deported. Also your dister was that one with nice boobs, right?
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@thatonestocking @anarchycarcino FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT LOW TO GO AFTER A 11 YEAR OLD
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@derps Let's talk about the older ones then.
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@nerthos Ahhhh, I love justice.
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@anarchycarcino Yup. Little idiot just survived because there was people around.
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@anarchycarcino They both havefacebooksnowleavemealone
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@nerthos Give her a pat on the back and congratulation form me.
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@nerthos …And a sword or a "pointy object" wouldn't?
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@derps Because, you know, I totally know what their facebook is.
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@anarchycarcino Just like I know Belu's. :3
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@derps Oh boy, good for you, link me your sisters.
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@derps I live here.
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@anarchycarcino Will do.
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@anarchycarcino In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a nice person usually.
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@derps Stop changing the subject, we are talking about your hot sisters. Not you. Not Belu.
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@anarchycarcino Wow, I definitely feel nicer now.
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@nerthos Sure whatever. I don't even see why you care so much. I'm not intrested in people who are more than 500 miles of me. Also I don't even know what she looks like. I told you I'm stalking her. Kinda the opposite of interacting.
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@derps The things I would do to your legal sister(s).
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@derps Don't care, you fail.
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@anarchycarcino You don't even know what they look like. My sisters could all be fat. All of the pounds. All of them.
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@nerthos Whatever.
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@derps Hot girls aren't fat, your logic is flawed.
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@anarchycarcino lolwut. Anyway I don't feel like it at the minute, maybe when I feel like being nicer to all of you people.
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@anarchycarcino Anyway I need to go to bed. She needs to spend all thephone credit thing today, and I don't want to be awakened by my phone.
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@derps I'm going to do her.
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@nerthos I don't get it.
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@anarchycarcino The credit, to do calls and stuff. What's not spent in a month is just wasted money.
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@nerthos I don't have that.
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@anarchycarcino Where do you even live. We probably live nowhere near you.
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@derps Close enough to have intimate relations with your sister.
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@anarchycarcino We live in Virginia.
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@derps woot
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@crusader8 Oh my god other people know about my sisters
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@derps a bananas by itself isn't sex. It takes a dick and a dream
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@derps Say bye bye to a pure sister.
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@derps you mean, trolls know using the word "sister" makes you upset?
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@crusader8 I know. He already has the biggest throbbing grapes ever, so that's where I would assume he would be. So if he lives INSIDE a apples, he lives in sex.
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@anarchycarcino I really don't care.
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@derps Your tone says otherwise.
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@crusader8 No, I just get tired of hearing it. It also reminds me how despite some people are on here, and that's something I try to forget.
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@anarchycarcino Honestly, I don't care about her virginity. It's her murdock, she can shove a grapefruit in it for all I care.
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@derps You're thinking this through too much. Relax and play a good game (like Portal 2, Guilty Gear, Space Marine, Ico, or Catherine)
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@derps Again, your tone says otherwise.
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@crusader8 I can't get on any computers at the minute.
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@anarchycarcino It's text. It doesn't have a tone. If it has a tone, it's a tone you want to hear. I really don't see why I'm arguing this with you at 1:30 in the morning.
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@derps Because you're an easy target.
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@anarchycarcino No, it's just a way to make me feel like I have friends. Even if I hate them.
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@derps Your sisters are hot.
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@derps I'm your friend! #stickyhugs! you will always count on me!
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@arcanepony43 Leave me alone before I want to punch you please.
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@derps Something wrong? Need any help? (sincerely) dude, is there something i can assist you with? I didn't mean to get off on the wrong hoof there. I was just happy about finally making an actual friend here where i live. if you need any help, i'd be happy to oblige in any way i can.
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@arcanepony43 Yes, hunt down Carcino and have a missle punch him in his face.
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@derps Punching me doesn't change the fact that your sisters are attractive.
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@derps did he do something wrong? (plz think, hurting someone will make matters worse. it provokes fights and future arguments and severe conflict. I should know from personal experience and a sucky life.)
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@anarchycarcino I almost got rid of my headache too.
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@arcanepony43 Read the past few pages on the timeline.
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@derps So hot.
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@anarchycarcino >Freaks out about being called a brony >Purposely annoys other members even though they clearly stated they wanted him to stop doing that
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@omni I"m not labeling derps. Besides, this is how we interact.
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@derps Computer=slow. can u summarize?
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@anarchycarcino No.
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@derps Yes.
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@arcanepony43 He keeps going on about my sisters and he doesn't shut up about it, includong some posts about taking her virginity.
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@derps Sister sister sister virgins pears sister
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@anarchycarcino pears?
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@derps You mentioned her pleasuring herself with a fruit.
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@anarchycarcino That was a grapefruit. Also didn't redenchilada say he would ban us if either of us brought it up again?
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@derps ok, i admit, that's not right. hold on........ we need to figure out WHY he is. to resolve this, we need answers on both sides. and remember, even though it may be hard, forgive him. even if you know you wont forget it, forgive him, and don't get irritated.
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@derps No. SSDD. Sister sister hot hot gotta make that booty trot trot.
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@arcanepony43 Answer : He is both very desperate and likes to irritate people. He even says it on his profile.
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@arcanepony43 I'm doing it because it's funny.
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@anarchycarcino Dude, stop trolling. i won't threaten you (even though i can. XD Ironic), but think about what you're doing. i know you might not care if people insult you or your family (like me) but think about how others feel about that! They can be very protective about family. Especially males and their sisters! They will KILL to protect them, you know. if you want to joke about something, do it a little more subtle and examine what you are going to say before you do. joke about something on the news or about ponies if you want to joke. and also, remember you can't convey emotions and meanings of the internet. only words. use emoticons to show sarcasm or a jovial response. it will make you AND others happy. you DONT want to be shunned or named a pariah (an outcast). it may be cool at first, but it can get REALLY bad.
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@arcanepony43 TL;DR.
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@anarchycarcino ? I apologize, i don't get that. i've been isolated TOO long to understand. btw. it really pays off to be kind to people. i learned that a few years ago.
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@arcanepony43 TL;DR. Too Long, Didn't Read.
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@anarchycarcino i advise you so. there could lead to some bad conflict between u and other bronies if you don't.
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@arcanepony43 I really don't care?
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@derps did you see what i sent. @anarchycarcino once read, please inform me.
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@anarchycarcino you actually should. i used to be nearly EXACTLY like you. (btw, i already know more about you than you think i do. i study psychology) and i learned how wrong i was not to care the really hard way.
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@arcanepony43 Again, I don't care. But please, do take your stabs at me, I want to know what you think you know.
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@arcanepony43 Dude, nothing is going to happen to him. He's the perfect example of an internet troll. And yet, no one will ban him or anything because everyone likes him and he's one of our longest members. No matter what anyone says about bias with their moderation, it all is generally the same with this guy.
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@derps *sigh* i guess your right. this must be the same guy i saw before. i think they even have a group for ignoring him! XD people like him just because he's a weird silly jackas*. He does 90% of stuff on here for attention (idk why yet, that comes next). and the other 10% is looking for gossip and such to use against people in the future. he is living souly for the purpose of building himself up off of the bricks he knocks off of other people. he is basically a more insulting version of Discord. remember, once the tower is too big, it will usually fall over. ignoring them of just replying back with a happy remark will usually lead to no comment or a harsher response in order to reclaim attention and "superiority".
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@arcanepony43 Look, seriously look, at that post. I told you, nothing will ever happen to him, and he obviously knows it if you hadn't caught on.
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@derps I'm cautious enough to know what to do and what not to do.
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@derps oh, i caught on. don't worry. I'm NOT derpy. i'm just experimenting. this is an interesting, yet still common specimen. and, i hate to say it, but the best thing for you to do is to IGNORE him. or do what i also recommended. with stuff like that, you can avoid many conflicts from insults. learning to cope with people like him is, unfortunately, necessary. you will meet people like him sometimes.
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@arcanepony43 I have a better idea. Waaaaaaay better.
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@derps I am listening, but i refuse to send him ANY type of virus/worm. don't make me make any more of those.
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@anarchycarcino i doubt that.
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@arcanepony43 I didn't. It was their actual profile.
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