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  1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

    Today's 'facehoof' moment: Someone going 85 mph on the highway crashes their car while drunk, while having sex, & while being "partially or totally in the backseat at the time". Oh, and there was also another dude in the car http://wapo.st/jzD2Tk Why are they NOT DEAD!? And they're SUING!? #

    Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:13:11 UTC from web
    1. Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan

      @roygbiv How... does someone manage to do that? O.o

      Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:14:51 UTC from web
      1. madington flavors madington flavors

        @flaxx my guess very carefully

        Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:16:18 UTC from web
      2. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

        @flaxx I've been trying to figure that out... The magic of drunken car-ma sutra? #

        Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:16:22 UTC from web
        1. Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan

          @roygbiv I mean, I could understand it if he was having sex while sitting in the drivers seat, but in the back seat?

          Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:18:20 UTC from web
          1. madington flavors madington flavors

            @flaxx maybe the driver had really long arms

            Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:19:12 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @madflavors Slenderman!? D:

              Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:19:37 UTC from web
              1. madington flavors madington flavors

                @scribus D:

                Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:20:59 UTC from web
            2. Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan

              @madflavors Haha, perhaps. Still, he'd need long legs too to keep the throttle down.

              Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:22:22 UTC from web
              1. madington flavors madington flavors

                @flaxx im going with scrib on this one it was Slenderman

                Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:23:31 UTC from web
                1. Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan

                  @madflavors Probably. But isn't he into children? How old was the woman anyway?

                  Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:25:18 UTC from web
          2. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

            @flaxx What's scarier is they're actually SUING over it. o.0

            Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:35:32 UTC from web
            1. Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan

              @roygbiv Yeah. What can I say? Sometimes I'm glad I live in a country where people don't think it's okay to sue others 'cause they're too stupid to calculate the consequences of their own actions. @theawesomepony Aw. :(

              Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:38:09 UTC from web
              1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

                @flaxx How do I become Canadian again...?

                Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:38:53 UTC from web
    2. Scribus Scribus

      @roygbiv [this post intentionally left blank]

      Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:16:11 UTC from web
      1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

        @scribus There are no words...?

        Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:17:22 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @roygbiv Pretty much. I just kept staring at my screen and sighing, shaking my head... Eyup. There are no words.

          Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:18:00 UTC from web
          1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

            @scribus Yeah, where's Darwin when we need him proven right?

            Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:35:54 UTC from web
    3. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

      @roygbiv There is a man who didn't make up his mind on which seat he should take.

      Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:25:55 UTC from web
      1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

        @thelastgherkin The seat with the woman, obviously!

        Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:37:02 UTC from web