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A string walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The barman says, "Sorry, we're discriminative against strings for some reason. I won't serve you." So the string goes outside and ties himself into a not and takes off his aglets so his ends fray, and he goes back into the bar and asks for another drink. The barman says, "Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?" And the string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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@eaglehooves That's not... animated for some reason. It's just a partial drum kit sitting around.
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@thelastgherkin Story of my life. . . . Somehow.
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@thelastgherkin ...dumb computer. You get the idea!!
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@thelastgherkin Before I remembered the punchline the joke was about the string going on a crusade against discrimination
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