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  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that if you cut your pizza into twice as many slices as usual and fold them over into a sandwich, you can eat twice as fast AND not burn the top of your mouth on the molten cheese. Anyway, I was actually writing to you about my daily letters. I know you're busy running the country and do not have chance to answer every one, so I was pleased with the response I received yesterday. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a restraining order! Surely this is a mistake as I would never do anything to hurt you. I assure you that the last time I saw you in person I was only trying to get a cutting of your hair, which smells so divine that I've stuffed a pillow with it. Anyway, I've attached a photo of myself so you can see that I am not any kind of creepy stalker, and I assure you that all other parties in said photo were of age. I look forward to hearing your hasty response. Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin.

    Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:23:40 UTC from web
    1. Caim Caim

      @thelastgherkin now I wanna smell that hair >.>

      Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:24:51 UTC from StatusNet Android
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @kingcarcinopony It smells heavenly.

        Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:27:40 UTC from web
        1. Caim Caim

          @thelastgherkin I imagine it inspires quick RedRom

          Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:28:12 UTC from StatusNet Android
    2. Scribus Scribus

      @thelastgherkin I need to try that pizza thing. Also, are we really talking about smelling ponies now? Really?

      Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:28:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. Caim Caim

        @scribus I don't think about smelling anyone except Celestia's hair. IT LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS GOOD.

        Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:29:42 UTC from StatusNet Android
      2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @scribus Nah, I just felt like writing something silly. Maybe I should turn "Stalkery Letters to Celestia" into a fic?

        Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:30:47 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @thelastgherkin Make it so!

          Sunday, 03-Jul-11 20:33:20 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    3. Scribus Scribus

      ♻ @thelastgherkin Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that if you cut your pizza into twice as many slices as usual and fold them over into a sandwich, you can eat twice as fast AND not burn the top of your mouth on the molten cheese. Anyway, I was actually writing to you about my daily letters. I know you're busy running the country and do not have chance to answer every one, so I was pleased with the response I received yesterday. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a restraining order! Surely this is a mistake as I would never do anything to hurt you. I assure you that the last time I saw you in person I was only trying to get a cutting of your hair, which smells so divine that I've stuffed a pillow with it. Anyway, I've attached a photo of myself so you can see that I am not any kind of creepy stalker, and I assure you that all other parties in said photo were of age. I look forward to hearing your hasty response. Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin.

      Monday, 04-Jul-11 01:44:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. Eric B Eric B

        @scribus LMFAO I wish I had not missed the initial response to that.

        Monday, 04-Jul-11 01:46:43 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @nutterguy Figured the later crowd deserved a look at that one.

          Monday, 04-Jul-11 01:48:08 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    4. madington flavors madington flavors

      @suckitnerds this method of eating pizza has forever been commited to my memory

      Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 23:58:01 UTC from web
    5. princessunoriginal princessunoriginal

      @suckitnerds Dear Princess Suck it nerds, Hi. Your Faithful Friend, Princess Pinkamena.

      Friday, 08-Jul-11 01:07:15 UTC from web