Avoid boyfriend's gender using clever wordplay. Like a boss.
@nvrrmbr Like a boss, indeed.
@nvrrmbr You have a boyfriend?
@loak Yes, yes I do.
@nvrrmbr Oh snap. #oblivious
@loak It's been all over the Skype convo, for crying out loud!
@nvrrmbr #notpayingattentionto !skype
@loak Well, it's @philosodash , by the way.
@nvrrmbr OHHHHHHH You two are actually dating?!
@loak Yes. Don't be so oblivious next time.
@nvrrmbr ;w; sorry
@loak It's okay. I forgive you.
