Jonathan Burgess (ral)
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I FOUND THE SITE THAT LETS ME BECOME A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST MARRIED COUPLE OF THE CHURCH OF RDN?
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Oh mobile how I love your double dashes
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A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."
Friday, 25-May-12 13:56:41 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."
Friday, 25-May-12 13:55:58 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@cavatina I'm donating so you can be with your fiancé for a day. Why wouldn't you want it? :3
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@purplephish20 Like Ash Ketchum is the best Pokemon trainer ever, Katy Brown us the cutest person ever.
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@sparkstorm I've seen enough tentacle today to know where this joke is going. The gutter.
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@cavatina So, how to donate money? Do I give it via paypal, or give you my credit card number?
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@sparkstorm I actually did have squid for breakfast, so yes, it was good.
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@purplephish20 Have you ever seen a real picture of Katy? She's so adorable. :3
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@cavatina You may not know, but I do know! Your love deserves all of my money.
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@sparkstorm How are you this fine cephalopod? I mean day, not cephalopod.
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@techdisk42 I don't think you quite understand. I kissed you.
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@cavatina Cute blush~ <3
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@cavatina You do deserve it! You deserve all of my money! I'm throwing my money at the screen right now!
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@techdisk42 Mwah~
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@sparkstorm Haiiiiiiiiiieyeeyeeyeiiiiiiii~! o3o
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@purplephish20 One can only hope.
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@cavatina I would like to donate money to help get you your dream date!
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@purplephish20 I'd stuff Cerulean Spark. But not with stuffing~
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@cavatina How would be the best way to donate funds for your trip to visit Rammy?
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Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba AGENT RAL!
Friday, 25-May-12 11:03:52 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@scribble The word "fighting" implies both sides are trying.
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@scribble Just defending my ideals. No big deal. Don't stress yourself over it, I don't want you to feel any more stressed.
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@derangedstallion I'd drop the soap.
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@purplephish20 That's not very nice... Whatever happened to RDN being a place where I can joke around? Studies show that comedy in a crisis helps stay sane longer. I'm not an idiot, I know what's up with Scribble, so you can shut up~.
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@purplephish20 @scribble sending sexy pictures? I want in. :3
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I wish I had the competent photoshop skills to turn this into a picture worthy of the title "Twilight Trolling." http://ur1.ca/9b4kk
Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:50:36 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@scribble This is a generic innuendo post. It is unfunny, but it makes great #redashammo without context.
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@purplephish20 RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE