Jonathan Burgess (ral)

  1. I FOUND THE SITE THAT LETS ME BECOME A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST MARRIED COUPLE OF THE CHURCH OF RDN?

    Friday, 25-May-12 15:28:50 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  2. Oh mobile how I love your double dashes

    Friday, 25-May-12 13:58:30 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  3. A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."

    Friday, 25-May-12 13:56:41 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  4. A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."

    Friday, 25-May-12 13:55:58 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  5. @cavatina I'm donating so you can be with your fiancé for a day. Why wouldn't you want it? :3

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:19:35 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  6. @purplephish20 Like Ash Ketchum is the best Pokemon trainer ever, Katy Brown us the cutest person ever.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:18:42 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  7. @sparkstorm I've seen enough tentacle today to know where this joke is going. The gutter.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:17:58 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  8. @cavatina So, how to donate money? Do I give it via paypal, or give you my credit card number?

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:17:06 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  9. @sparkstorm I actually did have squid for breakfast, so yes, it was good.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:15:29 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  10. @purplephish20 Have you ever seen a real picture of Katy? She's so adorable. :3

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:14:53 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  11. @cavatina You may not know, but I do know! Your love deserves all of my money.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:13:45 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  12. @sparkstorm How are you this fine cephalopod? I mean day, not cephalopod.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:13:09 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  13. @techdisk42 I don't think you quite understand. I kissed you.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:12:30 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  14. @cavatina Cute blush~ <3

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:11:59 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  15. @cavatina You do deserve it! You deserve all of my money! I'm throwing my money at the screen right now!

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:11:34 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  16. @techdisk42 Mwah~

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:09:42 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  17. @sparkstorm Haiiiiiiiiiieyeeyeeyeiiiiiiii~! o3o

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:09:02 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  18. @purplephish20 One can only hope.

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:08:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  19. @cavatina I would like to donate money to help get you your dream date!

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:07:57 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  20. @purplephish20 I'd stuff Cerulean Spark. But not with stuffing~

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:07:12 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  21. @cavatina How would be the best way to donate funds for your trip to visit Rammy?

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:06:25 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  22. Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba AGENT RAL!

    Friday, 25-May-12 11:03:52 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  23. @scribble The word "fighting" implies both sides are trying.

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 14:00:25 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  24. @scribble Just defending my ideals. No big deal. Don't stress yourself over it, I don't want you to feel any more stressed.

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:58:08 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  25. @derangedstallion I'd drop the soap.

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:57:01 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  26. @purplephish20 That's not very nice... Whatever happened to RDN being a place where I can joke around? Studies show that comedy in a crisis helps stay sane longer. I'm not an idiot, I know what's up with Scribble, so you can shut up~.

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:56:02 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  27. @purplephish20 @scribble sending sexy pictures? I want in. :3

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:51:17 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  28. I wish I had the competent photoshop skills to turn this into a picture worthy of the title "Twilight Trolling." http://ur1.ca/9b4kk

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:50:36 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  29. @scribble This is a generic innuendo post. It is unfunny, but it makes great # without context.

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:47:46 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  30. @purplephish20 RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 13:46:53 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context