Jonathan Burgess (ral)

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ral
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ral
Full name
Jonathan Burgess
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Infamy
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N'er-do-well of the highest order.

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  1. I FOUND THE SITE THAT LETS ME BECOME A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST MARRIED COUPLE OF THE CHURCH OF RDN?

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  2. Oh mobile how I love your double dashes

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  3. A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  4. A comma can mean the difference between "Screw you two." and "Screw, you two."

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  5. @cavatina I'm donating so you can be with your fiancé for a day. Why wouldn't you want it? :3

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  6. @purplephish20 Like Ash Ketchum is the best Pokemon trainer ever, Katy Brown us the cutest person ever.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  7. @sparkstorm I've seen enough tentacle today to know where this joke is going. The gutter.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  8. @cavatina So, how to donate money? Do I give it via paypal, or give you my credit card number?

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  9. @sparkstorm I actually did have squid for breakfast, so yes, it was good.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  10. @purplephish20 Have you ever seen a real picture of Katy? She's so adorable. :3

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  11. @cavatina You may not know, but I do know! Your love deserves all of my money.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  12. @sparkstorm How are you this fine cephalopod? I mean day, not cephalopod.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  13. @techdisk42 I don't think you quite understand. I kissed you.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  14. @cavatina Cute blush~ <3

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  15. @cavatina You do deserve it! You deserve all of my money! I'm throwing my money at the screen right now!

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  16. @techdisk42 Mwah~

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  17. @sparkstorm Haiiiiiiiiiieyeeyeeyeiiiiiiii~! o3o

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  18. @purplephish20 One can only hope.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  19. @cavatina I would like to donate money to help get you your dream date!

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  20. @purplephish20 I'd stuff Cerulean Spark. But not with stuffing~

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  21. @cavatina How would be the best way to donate funds for your trip to visit Rammy?

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  22. Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba AGENT RAL!

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  23. @scribble The word "fighting" implies both sides are trying.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  24. @scribble Just defending my ideals. No big deal. Don't stress yourself over it, I don't want you to feel any more stressed.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  25. @derangedstallion I'd drop the soap.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  26. @purplephish20 That's not very nice... Whatever happened to RDN being a place where I can joke around? Studies show that comedy in a crisis helps stay sane longer. I'm not an idiot, I know what's up with Scribble, so you can shut up~.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  27. @purplephish20 @scribble sending sexy pictures? I want in. :3

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  28. I wish I had the competent photoshop skills to turn this into a picture worthy of the title "Twilight Trolling." http://ur1.ca/9b4kk

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  29. @scribble This is a generic innuendo post. It is unfunny, but it makes great # without context.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  30. @purplephish20 RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
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27 May 2011
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