1. I'm gonna have to adopt this goddamn giraffe aren't I.

    Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:23:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    1. @ceruleanspark Hello what is this

      Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:26:51 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin Congratulations on your purchase of 1 (1) Giraffe.

        Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:42:47 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @ceruleanspark whaaaaaaaaaaat

          Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:51:37 UTC from web
          1. @thelastgherkin I adopted a giraffe as a gift for you. You should recieve the adoption papers sometime within a week. They include a ticket to go visit her at any time over the next year. She's at Whipsnade Zoo.

            Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:54:26 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
            1. @ceruleanspark WHAT

              Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:58:27 UTC from web
              1. @thelastgherkin this giraffe, specifically.

                Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:59:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                1. @ceruleanspark OH WOW SHE IS BASICALLY PERFECT

                  Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:00:33 UTC from web
                  1. @thelastgherkin They offer some kind of £40 giraffe petting experience there, incidentally.

                    Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:03:37 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                    1. @ceruleanspark How heavy is the petting

                      Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:05:53 UTC from web
                      1. @thelastgherkin Look, this is the only zoo in england I'm not legally barred from entering and I'd like to keep it that way.

                        Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:06:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                        1. @ceruleanspark You're my favourite.

                          Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:12:09 UTC from web
                          1. @thelastgherkin Haha, you people :) Lets pray that a certain famous web-comic never reads this or this moment is going to be immortalized as a comic

                            Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:50:17 UTC from web
                            1. @critialcloudkicker that'll be the day

                              Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:51:14 UTC from web
                              1. @thebackroundpony

                                Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:52:31 UTC from web
                                1. @critialcloudkicker #

                                  Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:54:01 UTC from web
                                  1. @pony # ( open question to everypony ) That'd be the day when you have to defend all the things you have stored on your computer. What would you say if someone walked up to you and said "I know what is on your computer" ? Me personally I would just turn around and returned the question "If you are talking about what I think you are talking about, cuteness induced diabetes feels odd does it not ?"

                                    Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:59:42 UTC from web
                                    1. @critialcloudkicker I'd probably just smile and nod. I don't care if somepony feels like snooping. My coworkers see me watching ponies etc. all the time. xD

                                      Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:08:48 UTC from web
                                    2. @critialcloudkicker Also, I suppose I shouldn't take any of my hard drives outside the US and japan, just in case they scan for deleted files.. Then again, I probably would just be turned over to the US and let go.

                                      Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:13:41 UTC from web
                                      1. @pony I am not allowed to cross a border outside of the EU. This is thanks to me being able to crack encrypted data from the US military half a decade ago. :(

                                        Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:20:17 UTC from web
                                        1. @critialcloudkicker that sucks xP

                                          Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:21:52 UTC from web
                                        2. @critialcloudkicker wat

                                          Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:22:22 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                                          1. @ceruleanspark Long story short. We ( the project team ) asked kindly if we could try to crack the code for US military long range intelligence. Got the green light. Found a method, and the same day I was visited by some G-man from the AIVD.

                                            Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:25:33 UTC from web
                                2. @critialcloudkicker lol mushy giraffe poetry you're doing right

                                  Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:57:52 UTC from web
                                  1. @thebackroundpony O Mr. Giraffe, you make me laugh You seem to be made all wrong; Your head is so high up there in the sky And your neck is so very long That your dinner and tea, it seems to me, Have such a long way to go, And I'm wondering how they manage to know The way to your tummy below.

                                    Thursday, 07-Feb-13 15:04:37 UTC from web
            2. @ceruleanspark omg thank you!!

              Thursday, 07-Feb-13 13:58:53 UTC from web