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@jjpicklegherkinzombie I'm going to go play Diablo.
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie [le]terally worse then hit[le]r
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Was this IGN?
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Ah. Links?
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@anarchycarcino I'm never going to buy this magazine again http://ur1.ca/cttfm
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@nerthos I haven't seen a review under 7 for the game. Hell, nothing under an 8. Don't blame the magazine, blame the stupidity of 'Reviewers' and their peers.
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@nerthos Is that game informer?
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There's days, when I sincerely run out of patience. Today is one such day.
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@nerthos punch someone
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Didn't buy it myself. My mom did, for my younger brother.
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@anarchycarcino Those are the same guys who gave Skyrim: Dragonborn a 5 because of a "game breaking bug that didn't allow you to win the last fight" Guess what. They played the Xbox version. There's a reason Skyrim has a uilt-in console.
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@mushi That's a bad idea. If I punch someone when I'm in a really bad mood, I'll kill the guy.
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@nerthos But game-breaking bugs are still a pretty bad thing, though
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@nerthos then punch some bad guy
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@redenchilada Yeah, but you're supposed to expect them on a console version of a Bethesda game. I mean, game breaking bugs are their trademark.
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@mushi I would, but poorly written laws.
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@nerthos I thought Bethesda was their trademark
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@toksyuryel But bugs is how you recognize a Bethesda game if you don't know how to read.
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@nerthos the same laws that are trying to allow the minor criminals to have intimate guests
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@mushi You know that if I were in charge of laws, they would be flayed so as to burn in their minds absolute terror when thinking about crime.
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@nerthos That's stupid. By that logic, Sonic 06 is a fantastic game because game-breaking bugs are its "trademark".
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@redenchilada You're starting to understand.
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@redenchilada it's fantastic because it's so bad.
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@nerthos Still, they should fix that stuff for the Xbros. By the way, I saw a thread you would be interested in. Who's stronger, The Nerver... whatever. Guy from Morrowind, The Champion of Cyrodill, or the Dragon Born?
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@redenchilada But going back to the original point, you only have to wait a week after the PC version is released to get a third party fix-it-all patch made with the tools Bethesda released for modding.
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@nerthos ...OH, so you're being sarcastic! I getcha now. ;)
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie *Scrolls down* oh crap.
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@anarchycarcino It depends. After the completition of Shivering Isles, The champion of Cyrodill. Before that, the Nerevarine. TCOC becomes a daedra lord. TN is blessed by Azura and gets cured of corprus so he's immortal, and killed two gods. TD is fairly strong, but not to that point. He's only superior against dragons.
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@nerthos But you shouldn't have to rely on the community to fix the game that the developers should have made work properly in the first place.
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@anarchycarcino Also screw the "Xbros", TES is a game you're supposed to play on PC. Xbox has the DLC a month earlier, that should make up for the horrible bugs and the lack of a way to fix them.
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@redenchilada You expect the game to be full of bugs. Otherwise you don't buy it. Half of the fun is fixing bugs and modding.
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@nerthos that is offencive >:(
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@mushi You're the one who decided to bash PC, the master race, not me.
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@nerthos That... is by far the stupidest logic I have ever heard of.
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@redenchilada I didn't make it that way. Sadly it's like that and it's either dealing with it or complaining in vain.
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@nerthos It really comes down to the Morrowind dude and Oblivion dude. Skyrim dude is weaksauce.
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Die Hard for best Final Fantasy.
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@nerthos Why bother releasing it if you're not going to fix it :< (Brink Brink Brink Brink Brink)
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@anarchycarcino Yup.
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@anarchycarcino They release it just to make money out of the dumb guys who are all "Noo Xbox is best, all games are better in this console"
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Die Hard is best Final Fantasy
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@redenchilada you're a bit late~
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@rarity Look man, that last-minute donation that pushed beef jerky into first place does not and never will count. It's Die Hard, indisputable fact
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@redenchilada Final Fantasy 9 for worst marathon ending.
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@rarity Who even speedruns Final Fantasy games
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@nerthos I dunno, I would like to put a little more pride into my products and work. Instead of just going "Well you should have got the PC one then scrub, have fun with your call of duty."
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@redenchilada sad, sad people.
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@jjpicklegherkinzombie Awesome Games Done Quick 2013 had a poll/donation war for best Final Fantasy and Die Hard was one of the leading contenders. Also there were lots of speedruns of the allegedly terrible Die Hard NES game, because it's a hilariously stupid game to run.
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@anarchycarcino I don't even see the point to release it on consoles other than to just get more money out of people who will never be able to get the full experience. Since Morrowind bethesda games are made to be modded, something impossible on consoles.
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@rarity MY BEST TIME FOR MENU SIMULATOR 2000 IS NINE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES
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@redenchilada At least they aren't speedrunning Minecraft (and yes, people do this)
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@rarity They should all speedrun Octodad instead
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@rarity But... You can't finish Minecraft.
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@redenchilada the Octodad speedrun is hilarious.
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@nerthos technically you can, if you kill the enderdragon. But seeing how the world is RANDOMLY GENERATED it's completely stupid to try to speedrun it.
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@rarity Meh, that's just a boss. It's a game with no objective.
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@nerthos you actually get a credit sequence if you kill the enderdragon.
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@rarity Weird.
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@nerthos You're totally right, I probably wouldn't hate Skrimjob so much if I could actually play it without all the bugs and mod it and junk. So yeah, why bother even putting it on consoles if they are just going to have a tiff about it and say they bought the wrong version anyway :/
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@nerthos yeah. it's pretty sad
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@anarchycarcino Because it's a major slice of the market.
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@nerthos Sigh. In the meantime, NEPHALEM. http://ur1.ca/ctu1f
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