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Our bathroom light is broken. Peeing in the dark is much more dangerous than you might think.
Sunday, 14-Apr-13 22:45:09 UTC from web-
@mastertdi thats just weird
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@mastertdi You can always use your rear-end's cunning to find the seat... take a seat... and then do your stuff...
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@imabeyobrony It's good life advice.
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@critialcloudkicker What do you think I am, A WOMAN?
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@mastertdi Lets see... Option A: have to clean up the toilet and perhaps the room.... Option B: sit down... ... It is like, your choice, man
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@critialcloudkicker ...But... My masculinity...!
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@mastertdi I am sure your masculinity would be accentuated a whole lot wielding a mop at midnight... Or you could let it settle... That is not masculine either, that is downright disgusting... You know if you care so much about pee-ing upright, take some ducktape and a torch... and a aiming redicule and a lazer pointer while you are at it, you do not want to miss the porcelain
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@critialcloudkicker Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. :(
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@mastertdi What are your mopping skills like private ?
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@critialcloudkicker Weak, sir...
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@mastertdi Meh, I am pretty sure you have other very useful skills. Care to astonish me ?
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@critialcloudkicker ...Are you asking me on a date?
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@mastertdi You know, that must be the best idea someone forced into my mind as of today yet... Where would you take me if we were going on a date ?
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@critialcloudkicker Hmm... Pizza Hut? You into that?
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@mastertdi oh gosh
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@imabeyobrony Girls loooooove pizza
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@mastertdi dint know nothin bout girls
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@imabeyobrony Me either, I just assume.
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@mastertdi I've never been to pizza hut ( shame on me ? perhaps ) can you customize your own pizza there ?
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@critialcloudkicker Yep. You choose the base, toppings, everything. It's heaven on Earth.
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@mastertdi didnt know that
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@critialcloudkicker @mastertdi Alternatively: replace the light bulb
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@redenchilada Alternatively: that conversation was ages ago.
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@critialcloudkicker Okay but you're paying.
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@redenchilada yea... never ever never EVER replace a lightbulb with a full bladder
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@mastertdi For both of us ? sure, but then you carry me to the giant ferry wheel in town :D
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@critialcloudkicker I'm from Gloucester, we cannot afford a giant ferris wheel. We can't afford a regular-sized ferris wheel.
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@mastertdi I'm very very tempted to start slapping people for saying "that conversation was ages ago". This isn't a freaking chat room god
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@redenchilada I was just playing man, sorry.
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