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@snowlynx Only if you want a job.
Monday, 29-Apr-13 19:05:59 UTC from web-
Shakespeare holding an infant. Baby on bard.
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@mastertdi Baby on bread?
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@scribus You sick freak.
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@mastertdi Also, baby on a plank of wood- baby on board
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@sarramore Child in a car. Baby on Ford
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@mastertdi I just meant, like, um. . . Maybe a veal sandwich?
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@scribus You disgust me.
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@mastertdi How about a maternity t-shirt: "Baby on Broad."
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@scribus You've missed the past hour of RDN, haven't you?
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@mastertdi I've been driving a bus! :c
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@scribus That joke had to stop due to implications of baby mutilation.
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@mastertdi Um, wow. 0_0
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@scribus Anything that (arguably) rhymes with "board" goes, man.
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@mastertdi No different from any other kind of human mutilation.
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@fabio But no humans were harmed during the making of these puns.
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@mastertdi ...I'm an idiot.
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@mastertdi What.
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@fabio Don't look at me.
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@mastertdi You were the one to initially complain. At any rate babies suck.
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@fabio I believe the proper term is "suckle."
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@fabio But they're pretty important, so...
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@mastertdi But they're really easy to make.
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@fabio What difference does that make
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@scribus I think the proper term is "are disgusting and gross and awful in many ways, a curse upon the stages of our species"
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@mastertdi That they're pretty expendable when compared to other kinds of humans.
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@fabio Wow.
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@mastertdi It takes 40 years to raise a highly specialized proffesional in any field, and only a year max to get a baby.
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@fabio But babies are specialised professionals.
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@mastertdi In the field of being useless, yeah.
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@fabio I'm not having this conversation with you.
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@mastertdi As you wish.
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@snowlynx Take or add a single digit number based on th prowss of the specific individual.
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@fabio *the prowess
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@snowlynx Good luck doing a career with only 1000 hours. That's only 41.6 days.
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