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  1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

    @mastertdi just added you on twitter btw. It's another stupid pseudonym.

    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:30:33 UTC from web
    1. orungano orungano

      @pawnheart Aw, you shouldn't have~

      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:31:45 UTC from web
      1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

        @mastertdi You're right, I'll unfollow you.

        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:33:13 UTC from web
        1. orungano orungano

          @pawnheart You couldn't handle my mad tweets anyway.

          Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:34:24 UTC from web
          1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

            @mastertdi On the contrary, I unsubscribe to protect you from mine.

            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:34:56 UTC from web
            1. orungano orungano

              @pawnheart I've seen worse in a cereal box.

              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:36:13 UTC from web
              1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                @mastertdi They call me the Cereal Killer, son.

                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:37:31 UTC from web
                1. orungano orungano

                  @pawnheart Snapin', cracklin' an' poppin' people all night long

                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:38:26 UTC from web
                2. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                  @mastertdi I put the charm in Lucky Charms and the ... ice in... Rice Krispies.

                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:39:19 UTC from web
                  1. orungano orungano

                    @pawnheart Serving up a bowl of PAIN

                    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:41:12 UTC from web
                    1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                      @mastertdi It's breakfast time, son, time for yo PAIN au chocolat.

                      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:44:00 UTC from web
                      1. orungano orungano

                        @pawnheart You leave your foes Frosti...es.

                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:44:58 UTC from web
                        1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                          @mastertdi You're doin' porridge and I'm the warden, son.

                          Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:46:44 UTC from web
                          1. orungano orungano

                            @pawnheart They'll be Deady Brek when you're done

                            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:48:19 UTC from web
                            1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                              @mastertdi I give the toast, and then I butter them down.

                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:49:19 UTC from web
                              1. orungano orungano

                                @pawnheart They be like Marmite: stuffed in a small container and then stored in the cupboard.

                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:50:24 UTC from web
                                1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                  @mastertdi You're a toastie maker, mangoes / more a good idea than anything.

                                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:51:22 UTC from web
                                  1. orungano orungano

                                    @pawnheart Freshly squeezed glass of justice juice

                                    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:53:02 UTC from web
                                    1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                      @mastertdi I milk the cow while you floggin' the horse.

                                      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:53:52 UTC from web
                                      1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                        @pawnheart (NOTE: that really was NOT intended to sound... euphemistic.)

                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:54:25 UTC from web
                                      2. orungano orungano

                                        @pawnheart Okay, now I'm really out of funnies.

                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:55:42 UTC from web
                                        1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                          @mastertdi I ran out some time ago, but the symptoms are still there.

                                          Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:58:02 UTC from web
                                          1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                            @pawnheart What the hell does that mean?

                                            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:58:22 UTC from web
                                          2. orungano orungano

                                            @pawnheart Ah, the infamous funny bone disease.

                                            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:59:38 UTC from web
                                            1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                              @mastertdi It afflicts more than 11 people every year. How can you face another day when your elbows are laughing at you? A donation of just £5 a month will have a victim laughing all the way to the bank #

                                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:05:38 UTC from web
                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                @pawnheart #

                                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:06:31 UTC from web
                                            2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                                              @mastertdi MY ONE REGRET... WAS THAT I HAD BONITIS

                                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:13:18 UTC from web
                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                @thelastgherkin Revolutionise outside the box.

                                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:20:16 UTC from web
                                                1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                  @mastertdi Push the envelope through the letterbox of progress.

                                                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:21:20 UTC from web
                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                    @pawnheart Pee into the wind.

                                                    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:22:18 UTC from web
                                                    1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                      @mastertdi and if it doesn't come back at you, urine luck.

                                                      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:25:26 UTC from web
                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                        @pawnheart Hahaha. I... I wee what you did there?

                                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:26:04 UTC from web
                                                        1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                          @mastertdi I'm bladder could amuse you.

                                                          Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:26:36 UTC from web
                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                            @pawnheart That's gall you ever wanted.

                                                            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:27:02 UTC from web
                                                            1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                              @mastertdi [furiously trawls 'urination' on wikipedia]

                                                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:28:04 UTC from web
                                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                                @pawnheart Wikipeedia

                                                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:28:42 UTC from web
                                                                1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                  @mastertdi I'd tell you straight, but... detrusor hard to handle.

                                                                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:29:34 UTC from web
                                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                                    @pawnheart Urethra funny or you're not.

                                                                    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:30:35 UTC from web
                                                                    1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                      @mastertdi Yeah?! Well ... countries are... usually found... incontinence.

                                                                      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:32:55 UTC from web
                                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                                        @pawnheart These jokes are getting bladder and bladder.

                                                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:35:13 UTC from web
                                                                        1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                          @mastertdi at least mine was grammatical. It wasn't as funny... but still. Grammar beats scissors.

                                                                          Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:36:26 UTC from web
                                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                                            @pawnheart Internet beats grammar.

                                                                            Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:37:30 UTC from web
                                                                            1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                              @mastertdi Pawn to grammar four.

                                                                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:37:44 UTC from web
                                                                              1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                                @pawnheart Grammar takes pawn.

                                                                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:38:01 UTC from web
                                                                              2. orungano orungano

                                                                                @pawnheart u wot m8

                                                                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:38:05 UTC from web
                                                                                1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                                  @mastertdi Go fish.

                                                                                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:39:07 UTC from web
                                                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                                                    @pawnheart You sunk my battleship

                                                                                    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:39:24 UTC from web
                                                                                    1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                                      @mastertdi Battleship to rook eight.

                                                                                      Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:39:44 UTC from web
                                                                                      1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                                                                        @pawnheart Ship's Mate.

                                                                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:40:10 UTC from web
                                                                                      2. orungano orungano

                                                                                        @pawnheart Do not pass Go.

                                                                                        Saturday, 29-Jun-13 10:40:23 UTC from web
                            2. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                              @mastertdi That amused me rather a lot!

                              Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:50:23 UTC from web
                              1. orungano orungano

                                @pawnheart I do try. ;)

                                Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:50:56 UTC from web
                                1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                                  @mastertdi I appreciate it

                                  Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:51:39 UTC from web