Subway: Devour your own empty heart.
@ceruleanspark Subway: Eat Fresh. Eat So Terribly Fresh.
@scoot Jersey Mike's is like ten times better.
@scoot Subway: Many ways in, no way out.
@zeldatra Subway: A Thousand Ways In, No Way Out.
@scoot But I eat at Jersey Mike's...
@zeldatra nobody cares lmao