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Look at this net
Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 13:31:11 UTC from web -
1000 degree knife? Meh. The oxyacetylene torch I used during my HVAC days far outperformed that!
Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 11:36:59 UTC from web -
in 2012 Obama won with 332 votes and that was considered a "disappointment", so I still have no clue why Trump says his win was a landslide victory
Monday, 02-Jan-17 23:24:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation because Trump knows that if he says it, to his supporters it is true.
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His politics could be the best thing ever but he'd still be a total square
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 17:05:08 UTC from web-
@tiffany then we riot
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@mrmattimation @tiffany why is anaime such a rot?
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@mrmattimation He will disappoint you by making anime real instead. :P
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Alex Jones wouldn't have to worry about gay water chemicals if he switched to Brawndo.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 05:38:55 UTC from web -
I must have had that red dot zeroed at a longer distance and forgotten about it, as I was consistently hitting high today at around 50 yards.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 05:23:38 UTC from web -
Toward the end of 2016, a Bulgarian Kalashnikov ripped open my glove. :P
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 03:24:18 UTC from web-
@m14brony And then your finger went cleanly into it's trigger guard, the machine shook and sputtered, blowing back it's sudden recoil
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(((Gay Bombs)))
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:52:56 UTC from web -
This episode of The Alex Jones Show is brought to you by Reynolds Wrap.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:37:46 UTC from web-
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Remember when MetalTao inadvertently linked to furry porn while posting an image of Rainbow Dash? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Friday, 30-Dec-16 17:52:06 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I dunno why Trump keeps calling his victory a "landslide". It mathematically was not a landslide. This isn't even me hating on the guy, it's just straight-up false.
Friday, 30-Dec-16 17:27:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He called it a landslide before it was even a victory.
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@mrmattimation Reality is going to inevitably catch up with Trump, and the backlash against him will be YUGE. It's not an accident that Trump has been working to get his supporters to distrust facts, figures, elementary logic, etc.
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@mrmattimation When you have a lot of pride, you tend to distort reality adding to your delusion. I remember him having an interview with someone when he was in his plane and he was talking about how he was glad he won, but disappointed that he didn't win by that much. ... like, seriously? You're disappointed about not winning by much, when you didn't even win the popular vote, and now your saying it was a landside?!?!? #WTF?
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I also got my pone done UwU http://pny.lv/179jg
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:06:02 UTC from web- m14brony likes this.
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If last minute Christmas shopping sucks so much why do I always do it
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 22:31:23 UTC from web-
@awl Oops.
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@awl for the thrill?
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@takegrapeakenji I did it again
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It's been way to long howdy
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:20:04 UTC from web-
@boombaboom TEH MOO IS GOOD! It rippens my harvest
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@metaltao BRILLIANT! make sure to always harvest on even days of the month
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@boombaboom DOn'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Woah dude
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:19:58 UTC from web -
I think scientist should stop study bugs in Africa that no one cares about and start researching why people still care about the Kardashian's.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 04:06:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh no, like y'know, not beetles of course, beetles are pretty rad
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@fudgeknocker they should study why people like the kardashians better than african bugs
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@mushi Well, one is married to an African bug
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seeing Rogue One tomorrow, my first ever Star War
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 00:48:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany interesting. I'd say you were missing out on cinematic history before but those films weren't all as pioneering as one may think.
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Wish my calf muscles would stop being sore.
Monday, 19-Dec-16 00:35:12 UTC from web-
@awl cut your legs off
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@boombaboom you're not my real father
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@awl are you sure?
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I am the man with no dick
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@tiffany I couldn't be more proud
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@boombaboom I learned from the best... Dad
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@tiffany (´･ω･`)
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Who could have guessed that I just needed a new driver
Monday, 19-Dec-16 00:12:46 UTC from web-
@tiffany A willpower patch, I'd assume.
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@boombaboom To Hell with willpower, computers are the future
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One day peripheries, like cars (albeit one day sooner), will not need drivers.
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:57:19 UTC from web -
I hope everyone who works at HP dies of cancer
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:41:14 UTC from web-
@boombaboom Who needs drivers when you have a printer that runs on sheer sense of willpower
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@tiffany So you don't have enough willpower to work the thing?
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@boombaboom It's never the person's fault, it's a machine's fault for being stupid
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David Clarke = Clayton Bigsby
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 04:55:22 UTC from web -
Oy vey it's like another shoah!
Sunday, 20-Nov-16 20:29:16 UTC from web -
Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:17:49 UTC from web -
I feel like I've gotten way more into arcadey games with short play sessions as of late. Between Pac-Man Championship Edition, DDR, and this indie crab waitress game. It's nice to have things I can spend just five minutes on.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:12:03 UTC from web-
@redenchilada You know why.
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Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:13:32 UTC from web- Caim repeated this.
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apple yeah.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:06:48 UTC from web -
I'm still good to say porch monkey right.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:06:42 UTC from web -
Gonna find a new derogatory term if cuck goes away.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 04:04:33 UTC from web
