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  1. @xj9 @hector No but like, if you're quoting Huckleberry Finn then you can refer to the character Gamer Jim. But you shouldn't say what is up my gamers

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  2. I gorram knew doing my job correctly would be a mistake, and here I am hip-deep in the fallout of not being a foul-up. Meanwhile, over in Idiocracy (AKA the rest of the office)... NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE!!

    about 10 hours ago from web
    • I think this is going to be the first ever December that I didn't go to a Toys R Us.

      about a day ago from web
    • Somebody told me to go banana myself so I did, and made this video.

      about 2 days ago from web
    • Lesson of today: You pay the price of cheap furniture, you get cheap furniture.

      about 3 days ago from web
    • My roommate has a wonderful new game wherein he passive-aggressively changes the thermostat behind everybody's back because he's too batcaveing lazy to get a job and doesn't want to have to pay the utilities

      about 3 days ago from web
    • why did I ever like Doctor Who, this show is terrible

      about 3 days ago from web
    • I mean, I guess I'm glad I stuck to my "never join a club that would have me as a member" policy back when I was 27....

      about 3 days ago from web
      • Eventually FB is gonna stop letting me report ads as offensive. Guess that'll be when I take off for good? (Probably not though)

        about 4 days ago from web
        • Man, I seem to have mislaid half a dozen NES cartridges.... !vgp

          about 4 days ago from web
        • Though, I do have Creepy Brawlers (2017) coming in the mail...

          about 4 days ago from web
          • hello, new pony here

            about 5 days ago from web
          • @ceruleanspark Thoughts on fallout 76?

            about 11 days ago from web
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            • @nerthos There are AI enemies, just no NPC humans. It's kind of a man vs. nature sort of thing in that every AI that you DO encounter is usually a wild animal (or a busted robot). There's the usual stuff, there are feral ghouls, super mutants, robots, deathclaws, mole rats, etc. etc., but then there's also some new ones. Scorched are ghouls that are in between feralism and still having some semblance of brain activity, so they don't communicate verbally but they can use guns. Mole Miners hang out in the coal mines and I THINK they're people that have gone mad? I'm not sure, the game's really ambiguous about what they actually are, and you can't see what's underneath their masks. Scorched Beasts are, uh, really buff dragons. The closest thing I've seen to an actual NPC is a supercomputer who reads poetry to you, and I want to put her AI into a synth body and marry her.

              about 8 days ago in context
            • @mrmattimation TFW you'll need to wait 150 years for your robowaifu

              about 5 days ago in context
            • @nerthos I am not saving my virtue for the wedding night.

              about 5 days ago in context
          • When did the internet stop being fun?

            about 6 days ago from web
            • I don’t think it’s particularly subtle, but Eddsworld was one of the most significant influences on my decision to be an animator. The fact that I have now been ostracized by MULTIPLE animators to work on the Legacy season is beyond depressing.

              about 7 days ago from web
            • Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

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            • when tumblr goes down come find me on my new social media, OkCupid

              about 7 days ago from web
            • Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite

              about 7 days ago from web
              • So tempted to get the Japanese "Splatterhouse" for PC-Engine

                about 8 days ago from web
                • Merry early Festivus to me !vgp

                  about 9 days ago from web
                  • RIP alpha timeline George Bush

                    about 9 days ago from web
                    • It's diamond jewelry season, so remember the saying: Every kiss begins with an amputee West African war orphan chained to a post, digging your stone out of the unproductive earth with his one remaining arm under the watchful eye of a heavily armed DeBeers-contracted security officer

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                    • "Creed II" was worthy. !movies

                      about 10 days ago from web
                      • OK so maybe, just maybe, my coworkers aren't literally the stupidest... New Mexico resident told his New Mexico ID wasn't valid due to being "international"

                        about 11 days ago from web
                        • I stand by my rule: "You cheat, get beat!" Ever since high school when I elbowed a kid in the back of the skull for cheating at Magic: The Gathering. Can't whallop a quarterwit in cyberspace, you know?

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                          • Fallout 76 is the first multiplayer game I’ve played in a long time where I’ve been able to look over at my friend and say “hey, what’s that over there, that looks pretty cool” and we just explore for the sake of exploring. You know, sometimes we find this disturbing college campus where a thesis experiment went horribly wrong, and we’re like “oh, that’s pretty cool”, and we explore it and find logs and bodies, other times it’s just some guy’s house, and there’s nothing really in it, and we’re like “okay, that was pretty lame, but hey, what’s that over there?”

                            about 11 days ago from web
                          • 3 years can go by so fast. I left in May of 2015, and I'm back. Some long term members may remember me. Some may not.

                            about 13 days ago from web
                          • it's so cold in this room that my gpu with basic cheapo fans plugged in hasn't gone above 50 degrees even though i play all of my games at max settings

                            about 11 days ago from web
                          • Nevermind, I need my sick time for when my no-good excuses for co-workers decide to openly and directly fly in the face of the rules AND THE LAW and I end up having to tell a client in God's honest sincerity, "Sue us. Lawyer up, and ruin us."

                            about 11 days ago from web
                            • I think I'm gonna start calling out sick whenever it rains. Not because I can't handle it, but because I can't handle how badly the rest of the state can't handle it.

                              about 12 days ago from web