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fruit originated,
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Vegetable Christmas
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Man if I had kittens I would never get anything done.
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This is a checklist
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Ultimate Kitten Wrassle Champeenship 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-N5h73hMeg
Saturday, 23-Mar-13 11:24:44 UTC from web -
sand, hair
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Or entertain exhilarated diners with your mind-blowing table
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Slam-Shut The Internet Gap Holes And Target Hungry
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YOU ARE ABOUT
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Who else wants to meet and marry the man of their dreams? After YEARS of dating all the wrong men, I learned to draw
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Today, I got my 1st real "crazy bus driving" stories. :D So, I serviced a stop, one of the ones where the curb curves so you can get out of the lane of traffic, and so I had to get back into traffic. I signal, wait, and when there's an opening I pull into it. And the guy who is now behind me, he gets up beside me, but not in the next lane - he's straddling the line. So I figure, surely, he'll get the rest of the way over... but he doesn't. I inch towards the curb, he stays on the line, and lays on the horn! Then he pulls in front of me, slows to 5 MPH, and - still honking - reaches out of his sunroof to give me the finger! At which point, I blow him a kiss and flash him a peace-sign. Then later on, and unrelated, a dude who smells like booze gets on, carrying a skateboard. The bus is empty, and he starts walking up & down the aisle doing Skateboard-Fu katas or something. Just, swinging it at ghosts, like some kind of wooden sword on wheels. Friday, man. Friday... #PartyHard I guess? XD
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@thelastgherkin Their special talents are stereotypes.
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@ceruleanspark Can someone stop this man from saying "dragon"? (anvil falls) Thank you.
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@celestialmoonlight The ghostly heads of murdocks hover above me
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I Know Where The Rocks
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Turn your mirror into your best friend, to keep you focused
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@anarchycarcino Abraham De Lacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley: O'Malley the alley cat!
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My supermarket has emailed me apologizing for putting horsemeat in the products I bought from them. Given that the only things I've purchased from them have been petrol and Pokemon Black 2, I'm somewhat concerned.
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@widget An IP address is a secret number associated with every computer that allows you to something something CSI!
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@noirbatch Hell, she can join in then you got a Threesome!
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Twilight didn't "get given wings". The other five /destroyed her body/ and Celestia crafted her a new, better one.
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@flaredancer CAN I! http://www.urbanears.com/#/headphones/medis/medis-black Things I have done with the cord on these: Run them over, Slept in them, tripped over it, shut it in a car door. Things the cord has not done: Broken.
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@flaredancer Well, I /might/ say that /maybe/ there is a /chance/ that Discord was a /sliiiightly/ better villain. But Chryssi is my waifu so NYEH
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Sunday, 17-Feb-13 04:27:20 UTC from web -
Thinking back of the good old days. @flaredancer's god like cookies. @noirbatch's friendliest personality and @foxgopher's planned meet up place in New Vegas. Talk about perfection
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@renovatedkitchen Holy crap a talking kitchen!
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Come muse, let us sing of rats.
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@nerthos I would object on behalf of @flaredancer, but she's no lady. She ain't nothing but a sister.
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@nerthos Oh, she ain't no nun. She's not even Catholic. But she will probably beat a dude with a ruler, if she had one handy. :p
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Your teeth a flat
