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  1. no relation to hurricane dorian

    Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:53 UTC from web
    • it's pony

      Thursday, 29-Aug-19 19:47:23 UTC from web
    • My mom's old cat died last night. Honestly, I had kind of expected it a year to the day after she had gone, but he held out a couple months longer. Over 15 years, total. And he was a little lover all the way to the end. Damnit, I'm gonna miss this cat. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875088

      Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 05:23:03 UTC from web
    • you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,

      Friday, 16-Aug-19 16:39:29 UTC from web
      • what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time

        Thursday, 15-Aug-19 21:57:53 UTC from web
      • i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation

        Sunday, 11-Aug-19 20:04:24 UTC from web
        • if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist

          Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:03:05 UTC from web
        • it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary

          Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web
        • not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway

          Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web
          • @tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.

            Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.

            I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative Licence

            Saturday, 10-Aug-19 16:26:14 UTC in context
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          • @tiff Funniest would be every child rapist out there following his lead

            Saturday, 10-Aug-19 17:17:13 UTC in context
        • forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q

          Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web
        • just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again

          Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web
        • Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish

          Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web
        • turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440

          Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web
          • Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)

            Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web
          • we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join

            Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web
            • they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
              You? Problematic?
              THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
              [KRAMER bursts in]
              HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING

              Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from shitposter.club
            • My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
              My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
              It's better than yours, but that's no good
              I'm coming down to your neighborhood.

              The boys won't come to my yard,
              Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
              Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
              because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.

              Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web
            • according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible

              Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web
            • the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared

              Friday, 12-Jul-19 23:47:58 UTC from web