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I don't see what point there would be in putting it together TBH, he's already got a kickass i5 setup.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 20:41:02 UTC from web -
which game should I get first? Pokemon omega ruby or the new smash bros game?
Monday, 22-Sep-14 20:28:53 UTC from web-
@coltz I'm going to evetually get both I just can't get them at the same time.
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@mrmattimation I think it's smash bros.
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@mrmattimation Yeah it's smash bros wich comes out the 3rd of october and omega ruby comes out the 21st of november.
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So I wake my computer from hibernate, I plug my HDMI into it, the screen turns off, I unplug the cable, and the computer restarts itself. Rude much??
Monday, 22-Sep-14 20:26:39 UTC from web -
My 9th grade science teacher has the same name as a kid who died when I was in fourth grade and I'm 100% certain he's a reincarnation somehow.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:54:23 UTC from web -
Imagine ten year olds being all "man what an asshole" at the memorial service of a second grader.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:52:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation wouldnt even surprise me
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Kid dies: people murdock talk him at the memorial service. Things that actually happened at my elementary school.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:51:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation kid dies at my school the whole school is sad and one heart broken in a million pieces
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What's the service where you send nudes and then the picture deletes itself in ten seconds
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:49:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation snaptwat
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"We had sex last night. But it's ok because I said "no homo" afterward." -me last night
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:47:52 UTC from web -
In light of recent events involving British YouTubers, I'm proposing Tumblr start using the hashtag #killallenglishmen
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:46:08 UTC from web -
Sam Pooper don't even try to hide papayas. Just all "check it out I sexually harass a woman in this video".
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:42:00 UTC from web -
Sam Pepper more like Sam Pooper
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:40:59 UTC from web -
Was there a Sideshow Bob episode after the one where he hypnotized Bart, but before the one where he's got a family in Italy? If not then my question is totally invalid and should be ignored.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:35:51 UTC from web -
How to draw Krusty: Draw Homer Simpson and then add a turd to the too of his head.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:33:55 UTC from web -
Why is Sideshow Bob still trying to kill Bart? I thought he swore off murder after Krusty issued a public apology.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 15:32:04 UTC from web -
So one of my classmates submitted this to my Computer Math class's folder. @redenchilada @rarity http://rainbowdash.net/url/780091
Monday, 22-Sep-14 14:43:37 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@mrmattimation really wow
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Dropped my cellphone and... No scratches! Matt 1, floor 0.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 14:39:36 UTC from web -
Mr. Burns is Kanye, obviously
Monday, 22-Sep-14 12:41:53 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation more like Frank Griimes
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Somebody make a poorly edited Simpsons AMV out of the song "Power" by Kanye West
Monday, 22-Sep-14 12:41:31 UTC from web -
AHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S THE DOCTOR WHO EPISODE WHERE THE DOCTOR ID A WEIRD OLD MAN BABY THING
Monday, 22-Sep-14 12:26:12 UTC from web -
The democratic candidate and the republican candidate for the upcoming elections are male and femal respectively. The democrat informs the public that his opponent is very anti-women's rights, particularly in regards to abortion. The republican's only retort so far has been "my opponent hates women".
Monday, 22-Sep-14 11:51:58 UTC from web -
Stripper Simulator 2014
Monday, 22-Sep-14 11:46:43 UTC from web -
And a Gaelic football player. And a musician. And a contractor. And a real-estate salesman.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:24:53 UTC from web -
They'll find a guy who shot up a town in Georgia, which honestly is much better than getting mistaken for a Brony.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:22:37 UTC from web -
The best part about having a common name is that employers can google me as much as they want, they don't find this or my YouTube channel it anything.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:21:54 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Oh wow, that was actually clever.
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@northernnarwhal Oh, John Connor! Right, my bad for not getting the reference.
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How come in horse smut the characters always say things they wouldn't say like I doubt Fluttershy would say "suck my dick"
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:16:54 UTC from web -
You know who else had a lot of ideas? SHAKESPEARE. So yeah.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:14:17 UTC from web -
I should see of Equestria Girls is playing at my theatre. I could force my friends to go.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:06:24 UTC from web-
@meloetta Um, MrMattimation has one (1) fanfiction on FiMFiction.net.
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@mrmattimation but over 10000 ideas
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@meloetta Ideas which are all on the backburner, the backburner for now.
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Here's a fun fact: Pokestrike is actually a very cool guy to talk to.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:09:52 UTC from web -
Seeing R-rated movies isn't fun anymore now that I don't need to sneak in. I'm quitting R-rated movies forever.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:07:23 UTC from web -
How to set up sexual tension in a work of fiction: Step 1) Have one character day to the other "I want to sex you." This will make the other character feel very awkward and the tension will rise. Thank you for tuning in to this writing guide by Matt Connor, don't forget to like and subscribe.
Monday, 22-Sep-14 03:01:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The sex police?
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@northernnarwhal They're on their way. You're going away for a long time.
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@mrmattimation I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling dicks
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