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Seriously guys, like, the jelly companies are gonna start calling soon and I'm gonna be all "yeah i've got a lot of jelly for you" and you know why it's because I will make all of your faces into that thing which i just said i would do
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:54:50 UTC from web -
Wow, all of you, your faces, jelly, i am going to make them into that
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:53:01 UTC from web- ShAdOwPoNy likes this.
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If you guys do not think Always Sunny is just the best thing ever I am going to punch your face into a jelly
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:51:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation But I like jam better!
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@mrmattimation I don-- you know what nevermind
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@spots Matt would do it
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"It's Nature (Sh** Happens)" is my favorite song ever
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:50:37 UTC from web -
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm reading the dates for last season. It hasn't premiered yet
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:43:35 UTC from web -
I need to finish this series because the new season premiered a few weeks ago and I don't want to get horribly behind.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:42:23 UTC from web -
Charlie Day has such a funny voice
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:30:32 UTC from web -
OH MY GOD THE AUDIENCE NEEDS TO SHUT THE HELL UP
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:23:26 UTC from web -
Seeing Rob McElhenney with his arm around Kaitlin Olson is so weird because even though they're married in real life, their characters hate each other in the show.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:19:22 UTC from web -
"Our 18 month old son sings 'Dayman' with us." UM
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:18:02 UTC from web -
I'm watching The Nightman Cometh: Live! and the fans are all really obnoxious.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:17:32 UTC from web -
And then Rob proceeds to sign these peoples' posters and one of their hands
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:16:21 UTC from web -
*a group of people waiting outside a theater house clap as Rob McElhenney walks down the street*
"It is 5:30."
"Can I shake your hand?"
"Why are you out here at 5:30?"
"That's when you get here, man."
"I guess it is but we don't go on for four hours."
Good god fans are terribleSunday, 21-Sep-14 00:15:46 UTC from web -
Genuinely refuse to believe that the characters would have been able to put this musical together
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:06:37 UTC from web -
Danny DeVito is surprisingly not a terrible singer
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:02:43 UTC from web -
None of what is in this episode should be funny but they just approach it in such an amazing way
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:00:21 UTC from web -
"You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll."
"Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?"
"(writing on her script) I did write "soul". I definitely did."Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:59:19 UTC from web -
"Really? So you're not going to follow me home anymore. And you're not going to call me at three in the morning and tell me that you're in the emergency room in the hospital because you've had a terrible car accident."
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:57:55 UTC from web -
"Why does it say I'm in love with a little boy?"
"Young man."
"You wrote little boy."
"Young man, little boy, who's gonna notice the difference?"
"The audience is going to think I'm a child molester."Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:53:50 UTC from web -
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:41:01 UTC from web -
Dee can negotiate with hostages in Spanish and this is the first we're hearing of this?
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:39:32 UTC from web -
"I'm gonna impregnate Danica Patrick while drunk in the Sahara Desert sitting in a Dunebuggy."
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:29:41 UTC from web -
"Wait wait wait. Check his pulse."
"He doesn't have a head."Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:26:35 UTC from web -
Haha, I love how this episode taking place in 1776 uses colonial versions of the music usually featured in the show.
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 23:10:44 UTC from web -
can we uncensor RDN in the post-watershed repeats
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:56:12 UTC from web -
Dear Alex: grapes you for stealing my idea (✿◠‿◠)
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:36:30 UTC from web -
my list of blocked users: EVERYONE. The website is just blank for me. This was a cherriesing terrible idea. http://rainbowdash.net/url/779244
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:34:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation At least you can see our flag.
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Tiff just blocked me, THANKS ASSHOLES.
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:28:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You get a notice about it?
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I just saw Danny DeVito's ass and I kind of never want to again.
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:27:33 UTC from web -
"Why is the government not providing health insurance, I mean, like, what is this, a socialist communist country?"
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:27:14 UTC from web
