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It should be noted that the s-word has never shown up in one of my cartoons after "Emo Kids", and I have left "asshole" unbleeped as well so leaving s*** unbleeped wouldn't be incredibly inconsistent.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:32:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Use fruits instead.
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@mrmattimation It sounds like you want to keep it unbleeped.
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@soren Yeah, I kinda do. It carries more gravity.
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Ah, what the hell. I know I'm getting votes exclusively for bleeping it but I think I'll leave it uncensored. For now, anyway.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:38:02 UTC from web -
I feel like the word has more impact unbleeped, but that's just me.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:33:56 UTC from web -
Which is better? http://rainbowdash.net/url/779675 #nsfw, I guess?
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:31:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Bleeped
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Alright, I already have a bleeped f-word in here. Should I go the South Park route and leave "sh**" unbleeped? I think I might do that.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:27:30 UTC from web -
Discord's face is about 400 thousand layers. http://rainbowdash.net/url/779672
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 17:23:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Too many.
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What better way is there to spend the day? :) http://rainbowdash.net/url/779661
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:49:26 UTC from web -
Gonna be going to a barbecue in about an hour. Great way to spend a Sunday.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:41:58 UTC from web -
Man, I wish I even had half these guys' style. http://pny.lv/4lna
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:34:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Bob the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! No we can't because I don't have a license to be doing any of the things I'm doing
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@vcgriffin Implying Cartoons DK and/or Bob the Builder aren't the dopest trip.
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@thelastgherkin nah, they were pretty trippy. what was going on in the late nineties? ah drugs!
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It got to a point over the summer where I was going to bed feeling completely worthless about 90% of the time and now I wake up and I feel like I've got a purpose and actually care about stuff.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:38:32 UTC from web -
It's extremely uncommon for me to be happy for extended periods of time nowadays and I'm honestly starting to get a little worried because I haven't been super depressive in weeks
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:37:23 UTC from web -
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:31:19 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation A terrible fate
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@nerthos Before he deleted his Tumblr, he was one of the good ones. As in he called out the bad feminists on their bullmurdock pretty often. He was criticized by a lot of people for "demonizing" feminism even though he shared a lot of their beliefs.
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@mrmattimation That's what he gets for trying to bring logic into a movement characterized by irreverent zealotry.
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Quick drug question guys, can you pee out heroin? I really need to know like right now
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 16:27:37 UTC from web -
New from Crayola Not-Fun! http://rainbowdash.net/url/779610
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 14:41:48 UTC from web -
RT @scoot @zach121k I didn't :)
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 02:50:48 UTC from web -
I'd love to see how many other users blocked me
Sunday, 06-Nov-11 23:46:13 UTC from web -
I have been informed that you can not cherries out TCP
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 02:41:39 UTC from web -
I'm just doing a bit of research here, can you pee out marijuana?
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 02:39:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I can't, but I totally know a guy who can.
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@mrmattimation If you have a hole from your lungs to your bladder, maybe.
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@mrmattimation Depends on what you mean by peeing it out
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how can the gang afford to run this bar, there's never any customers in it
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 02:05:30 UTC from web -
Is that a gun in your pocket or OH GOD IT IS
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:53:58 UTC from web- Matt repeated this.
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they picked up a hitch-hiker to be their designated driver
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:51:23 UTC from web -
BECAUSE HE'S COVERED IN FUR
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:33:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation BakAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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@mrmattimation u need to calm down sir or i will be forced to send my possy of fanbois to your house to cut u
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@fyf that's very dangerously close to the word "murdocky" and why would you bring a cat into this that's just messed up
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Ah? Get it?
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:33:14 UTC from web -
woah mama https://i.imgur.com/QNeeBtA.jpg
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:31:50 UTC from web-
@rarity He is showing, like, no skin.
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@mrmattimation what does that have to do with the levels of woah mama
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http://rainbowdash.net/url/779326 DON'T WEAR BLACK PEOPLE
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:30:16 UTC from web-
@spots No, no, that comma's not there on purpose. Wearing black people is pretty rude. Like how would you feel if I just came to your house and wore you like you'd be all "wtf"
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"You aren't supposed to be here while our mom and dad are at work!"
"Your mom and dad AREN'T at work, that's why they lost this house, they're probably at a dog track getting wasted."
"Eat my boogers."
"NO YOU EAT MY BOOGERS"Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:28:30 UTC from web -
Ok, well The Cleveland Show plays just fine, so I guess it's just an issue with that one episode of Always Sunny? That's a little weird.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:22:07 UTC from web -
Um, okay, Netflix is pitching this episode a couple of semitones higher for some reason
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:19:28 UTC from web -
The actress who plays The Waitress responded to the live audience, still completely in character, when they booed and heckled and hissed. Wondering if they accounted for that in the script or if she just pulled that out.
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 01:08:26 UTC from web -
100% certain Danny DeVito stopped breathing at some point during this play
Sunday, 21-Sep-14 00:59:27 UTC from web