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  1. "I just had a hard attack, can we focus on me for just one second?"
    "Dee, that ship has sailed, we need to focus on us, the people who will live on."

    Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:26:26 UTC from web
    • Haha, man, I went to this fountain back during my trip to Philly. Frank's been bananasing in it every day for 50 years.

      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 22:20:23 UTC from web
      • "These urinals look so good, you could eat from them."
        "You can't eat from them."
        "Oh yeah?"
        "No, Charlie, don't- oh my god."

        Saturday, 20-Sep-14 21:46:28 UTC from web
        • I declare this year the year of @bill

          Saturday, 20-Sep-14 21:35:46 UTC from web
        • "Deandre! You wanted in on this poop business from the start!"
          "...no, I didn't."

          Saturday, 20-Sep-14 21:30:35 UTC from web
          • In some weird twisted way, Luther's letter to Mac (something along the lines of "I love you, which is why I need to get as far away from you as possible so that I don't hurt you") was kinda sweet, even if the writers of the show didn't intend it that way.

            Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:59:03 UTC from web
            • "Oh my god... I can't believe they're dead..."
              "...I can't believe they didn't include me in their suicide pact."

              Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:24:21 UTC from web
              • *They walk into a pawn shop, after a bit of looking around and a conversation*
                "Hi, we need something that can destroy a car and obliterate all signs of human life."
                "...let me see what I got."

                Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:20:25 UTC from web
                • Parole Board Chairman: Then he was going to, quote, "eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink, until his stomach was full of your butt."

                  Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:12:16 UTC from web
                  • Parole Board Chairman: OK, just to clarify for the parole board, once again, you are claiming that your father threatened to, quote, "Eat the living murdock out of you."
                    Mac: Uh, that is correct.
                    Parole Board Chairman: And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt", he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink."

                    Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:11:41 UTC from web
                  • Fire Matt after kicking him decidedly in the nutsack

                    Saturday, 20-Sep-14 19:53:59 UTC from web
                  • "Will you find this guy and kick his ass?"
                    "Yes, I will! I will find this guy, and I will kick his ass! And you know why? Because you and I are best friends. ...he's on to us."

                    Saturday, 20-Sep-14 19:44:42 UTC from web
                    • why do gifs always speed up my animation by about two or three frames

                      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 19:21:54 UTC from web
                      • i've pretty much got Discord's lipsync down to an exact science. http://rainbowdash.net/url/779161

                        Saturday, 20-Sep-14 19:21:11 UTC from web
                      • Nearly time for Dr WHO @mrmattimation

                        Saturday, 20-Sep-14 18:27:53 UTC from web
                      • Never, ever be afraid to criticize my work.

                        Saturday, 20-Sep-14 18:23:15 UTC from web
                        • An Aero-style window in Windows 8. Seems legit. http://rainbowdash.net/url/779132

                          Saturday, 20-Sep-14 18:04:20 UTC from web
                          • Maybe I can hit # over the weekend

                            Saturday, 20-Sep-14 17:07:16 UTC from web
                          • open the door, get on the floor, everybody stay the kiwi down because this is a murdocking robbery and i will blow your grapesing brains all over the doleing counter if you so much as move

                            Saturday, 20-Sep-14 17:24:27 UTC from web
                          • Dear YouTube: Business propositions from large animation networks are not spam. Thank you.

                            Saturday, 20-Sep-14 17:15:43 UTC from web
                            • Like am I the only one seeing the issue here???

                              Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:50:34 UTC from web
                            • Why did YouTube filter the thing from a well-known respected animation company but when xX360NoScopeXx sends me a message about joining his MLG gaming network they're totally cool with it

                              Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:47:47 UTC from web
                              • I just responded to Frederator Man. Let's see how this goes.

                                Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:44:51 UTC from web
                                • i guess the Mattimation-Fairly OddParents crossover was never meant to be

                                  Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:30:00 UTC from web
                                  • so i guess that line is dead

                                    Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:28:50 UTC from web
                                    • So, um, Frederator Studios contacted me last month and YouTube filtered it as spam.

                                      Whoooooooops.

                                      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:27:30 UTC from web
                                    • @vt3c Video is at least a hundred times better now, but if you WANT to watch the unfixed version, it's still up. http://rainbowdash.net/url/771942

                                      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 16:08:55 UTC from web
                                    • http://rainbowdash.net/url/779076

                                      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 15:14:19 UTC from web
                                    • Here's a tip for aspiring Flash animators: Cloudkid's Keyframe Caddy is probably one of the best tools you'll find in regards to lipsyncing. http://rainbowdash.net/url/779071

                                      Saturday, 20-Sep-14 15:03:31 UTC from web
                                      • I'd stream but I'm lipsyncing right now and that's kinda boring

                                        Saturday, 20-Sep-14 14:56:11 UTC from web