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Matthew runs on Dunkin'. Alright, time to get some work done.
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 14:52:42 UTC from web -
Man iTunes I don't give a mangoes about Joey Ramone or his miracles.
Saturday, 20-Sep-14 13:55:36 UTC from web -
RETURN THE SLAB http://rainbowdash.net/url/778744
Friday, 19-Sep-14 23:57:15 UTC from web -
Thursday, 18-Sep-14 19:58:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Accurate to how humans are built.
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@thelastgherkin Sound of Ashens giggling
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Seth MacFarlane getting kicked in the nuts. http://rainbowdash.net/url/778726 #nsfw
Friday, 19-Sep-14 23:30:34 UTC from web -
Jesus Christ, Frank is literally waterboarding Dee in this scene. There is no faking that.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 23:07:48 UTC from web -
"Shady? What do you mean shady?"
"Maybe he's banging dudes!"
"...why is that shady?"
"...maybe the dudes are babies!"Friday, 19-Sep-14 23:01:11 UTC from web -
"How about we take this to the back, so we can... 'change your mind'."
"Yeah, how about we ALL take you to the back so we can... 'have great sex with you'."Friday, 19-Sep-14 22:56:50 UTC from web -
Forget when I drew this. There's not a scene like this anywhere so I don't know WHY I would draw it http://rainbowdash.net/url/778678
Friday, 19-Sep-14 22:17:41 UTC from web -
LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY http://rainbowdash.net/url/778676
Friday, 19-Sep-14 22:15:48 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@mrmattimation Don't do that.
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Smash 4 = Very fun
Friday, 19-Sep-14 22:09:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I know a guy at school who got the demo early and let me try it a few days ago and I loved it. Currently got it on my 3DS right now and am playing the crap out of it.
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"PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED FOR WATCHING THIS SERIES. Characters in the cartoon sometimes use words like "stupid" or "jerk" that parents may not want kids to repeat." Yeah thanks Windows Store
Friday, 19-Sep-14 20:45:07 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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i wish my Smash Bros demo would DOWNLOAD ALREADY
Friday, 19-Sep-14 20:37:15 UTC from web -
In 1867, Puerto Rican entrepreneur Ferdinand Cortes Guadalupe decided to try and make his way in America after having been told about its riches by what many assumed to have been a hallucination. Guadalupe swore on his death bed that what he saw, an equine standing in front of a glowing portal, was real.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 18:01:40 UTC from web -
In the 12th century, Gaelic warrior Hrothgar O'Connor came across a beautiful maiden who claimed to be from lands far away. They wed and she bore his three sons.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 17:57:42 UTC from web -
The Peppermint Mare was founded in the late 20s after the Skank Shortage of 1923. Initially unable to attract customers due to the Great Depression and prohibition, its saving grace came in 1941 when the United States entered World War II. Strippers were sent overseas to help cheer up soldiers. This led to a business boom following the war, which continued until the 1980s, when the entire premises vanished suddenly. A memorial strip club was built and the Peppermint Mare became a nationwide franchise. Little is known about what happened to the original building, or the hos inside at the time.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 17:46:33 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Dear neighbor: please make your dog wear pants
Friday, 19-Sep-14 17:13:06 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Yeah nobody wants to see dog shlong
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Scotland's bussiness was kinda lame, but I guess that's what happens when a proposition is made without answering all questions raised about it.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 12:04:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation A whole bunch of people ended up voting for no because politicians couldn't or wouldn't answer how they intended to do that.
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@mrmattimation Without the rest of the country they literally would have no social work, public services or education. 75+% of the cost of the ones they have now are paid by the other countries.
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@cinnamonswirl I wasn't aware it was that extreme but yeah I did wonder for a bit how the Scottish government was expecting to pay these costs.
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Obama wins again
Friday, 19-Sep-14 12:21:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation So the polls were rigged by obama?
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Sometimes Northern Ireland fantasizes about being independent but then they remember that all those filthy Catholics are down south.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 12:18:14 UTC from web -
This just in, Scotland declares civil war on the southern half of the island because "the votes were rigged"
Friday, 19-Sep-14 12:07:02 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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"People voting no just strengthens the independence movement" what doesn't that make it weaker
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:54:14 UTC from web -
Suggesting we change the banner to David Cameron network
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:49:26 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd rather die
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@mrmattimation No, wait, I'd rather he die.
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It's a good thing nothing changed because then Wales would start getting ideas
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:44:21 UTC from web -
One nation under David Cameron indivisible with Liberty and justice for all
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:42:43 UTC from web -
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:39:49 UTC from web
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Here lies Scotland's hopes and dreams.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 11:34:19 UTC from web -
It's not that she's ashamed or anything, it's just that nobody ever asks.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 03:19:07 UTC from web -
Twilight has a gay brother she never talks about. He and his partner have adopted a Vietnamese Pegasus.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 03:17:55 UTC from web -
I could write a whole My Little Brony episode parodying Modern Family just using characters from Twilight's family.
Friday, 19-Sep-14 03:16:50 UTC from web
