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  1. let me just say "telepapayanics" remains my favorite word

    Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:50:50 UTC from web
  2. my biggest secret is that deep down, I’d really like to be an obnoxious EDM festival bro for at least one day. The kind of guy who knows no greater joy than feeling the bass drop

    Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 00:22:35 UTC from web
    • has anyone ever explained why Dracula's castle in Castlevania has so much Christian iconography, if that kind of stuff is deadly to him? is it just for the A E S T H E T I C ?

      Monday, 06-Mar-17 23:40:24 UTC from web
    • You could say that Mako is the ocean man

      Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:37:40 UTC from web
    • kek is this ur safe space

      Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:15:23 UTC from web
      • Look how mature this website has gotten! I love you all!

        Sunday, 05-Mar-17 16:31:03 UTC from web
      • why is the McElroy a thing

        Saturday, 25-Feb-17 21:39:05 UTC from web
        • what would be a good modern western equivalent of the name Hephaestus

          Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 23:42:34 UTC from web
        • that's not what I meant to say, but I'm not correcting it.

          Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 23:06:22 UTC from web
          • lol Rip Milk

            Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 23:06:12 UTC from web
            • lmao @ people who don't know what subtweeting is

              Monday, 20-Feb-17 23:21:21 UTC from web
            • guys, send nice bait memes

              Monday, 20-Feb-17 23:05:59 UTC from web
            • Hidden Figures was papayaing fantastic

              Saturday, 18-Feb-17 23:56:37 UTC from web
            • you know I was a hardcore member of the Mouse+keyboard master race, but now that I've bought a ps4 controller I'm actually playing more games because my wrists don't get tired from sitting in the same place

              Sunday, 19-Feb-17 02:19:25 UTC from web
            • trump's been in office for a month and he's already back to holding campaign rallies

              Saturday, 18-Feb-17 17:15:51 UTC from web
            • ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Federation, how's that fruit filtre working for you ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

              Sunday, 12-Feb-17 03:31:11 UTC from web
            • RDN. You'll never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.

              Sunday, 12-Feb-17 03:04:04 UTC from web
            • This winter cherrying sucks; it's raining in mid-February here.

              Sunday, 12-Feb-17 03:00:56 UTC from web
            • I felt like a fool buying red wine and a Hot Pocket when the guy in front of me cleared them out of vokda

              Sunday, 12-Feb-17 02:19:37 UTC from web
            • in case you are bored tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VOrxOYUSQ

              Sunday, 12-Feb-17 01:16:20 UTC from web
            • "Betsy DeVos orders immediate flattening of all school globes"

              Thursday, 09-Feb-17 23:04:24 UTC from web
            • !streaming Kirby & The Amazing Mirror at twitch.tv/N1Cr0w

              Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 23:24:05 UTC from web
              • anyone up for me to stream Kirby

                Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 23:18:02 UTC from web
              • Premium more like Creamulum

                Sunday, 05-Feb-17 17:06:22 UTC from web
                • I finally watched Frozen

                  Sunday, 05-Feb-17 02:34:42 UTC from web
                • imagine preemptively hating your child so much that you name them ryland

                  Saturday, 04-Feb-17 00:35:54 UTC from web
                • /)*(\ = sweetie belle's squishy marshmallow butthole

                  Thursday, 02-Feb-17 23:25:01 UTC from web
                • SMASH

                  Sunday, 29-Jan-17 02:26:06 UTC from web
                  • meditating while drunk isn't very effective FYI. although it certainly makes the back pain more tolerable

                    Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:13:47 UTC from web
                  • i dont buy beer or smoke drugs because i am a GOOD and PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN

                    Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:20:30 UTC from web