Notices by madington flavors (madflavors) tagged totw

  1. # It was Jam pony all along. Nobody suspected he had been plotting all this time in his jar of jam, quietly biding his time until the next zap apple jam harvest. A few drops a poison here some bits there, and suddenly the ruler of Equestria is enjoying a piece of toast with some delicious poisoned zap apple jam. NO NOBODY WILL EVER MOCK HIM FOR BEING "ODDLY OBSESSED WITH JAM" NOOOOBOOODDDYYY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 17:35:44 UTC from web
  2. # Twilight: Conspiracy to usurp royalty, through the clever machinations of the mysticism of togetherness. Rarity: insulting degrees of misguided fashion. Applejack: Possession with intention of distributing Cider to minors. Pinkie Pie: Global sweet monopoly/oligopoly. Rainbow Dash: suspected use of Pegasus-enhancment drugs. The Yellow One: Unlawful treatment of animals via hoarding. Sentences to be carried out swiftly and with the utmost justice, So decrees the great and lawful Trixie.

    Friday, 03-May-13 21:54:00 UTC from web
  3. # For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:01:42 UTC from web
  4. # she is the royal princess of friendship. If you and your friends are fight she'll sudden just appear out of nowhere ala nightcrawler and solve all of your friendship problems with magic.

    Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:38:13 UTC from web
  5. # Winter Wrap up started with the confusion and mishandling of a "wrapped up" gift of a bunch of winter snow clouds from the Pegasus to the Earth ponies and the clean up that followed. Nightmare night was actually based of a series of foal-nappings that went on by Zebras who would, using evil Zebra magic, take on the form of Nightmare moon and snatch up colts and fillies to take them away and through using evil zebra science melt them down into a plastic like compound and mold them into figurines to be sold in an alternate dimension to strange beings. Neither of these are related to the Apple Family. Pies

    Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 00:45:03 UTC from web
  6. # she has the power to control hangovers and breakfast. Two of the most important things that come in the morning.

    Saturday, 09-Feb-13 19:05:01 UTC from web