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  1. In case anyone was in the market to buy a Ruger mini-14, be warned they beat themselves up to the point of buffer breakage in 1 000 rounds give or take.

    about 4 days ago from web
  2. I could swear on my life 40 was spelled fourty and not forty. I have known English for the majority of my life and for some reason I Mandela-effected myself into believing that it was written with a *u*. It made more sense because of the *u* in fo*u*r. Without the *u* it looks like an adjective to the word "fort", like "Your forty house is well-secured against a horde of zombies."

    about 6 days ago from web
  3. I’m not proud of this but I’ve been playing the Gex Trilogy for most of the night

    about 13 days ago from web
    • @zeldatra GEX 3D: Enter The Gecko was awesome. I had to guy a 3DFX Voodoo graphics card to get the game to work back in the day. It was the best Mario 64 replacement a PC gamer could have without owning a N64.

      about 13 days ago in context
  4. just voted. Tactically, both of the men I supported are black, which removes the possibility of me having accidentally platformed a guy who did blackface… again…

    about 14 days ago from web
  5. I don't like what I was seeing the the Naked Gun trailer.

    about 14 days ago from web
    • @adiwan I laughed exactly once at the OJ joke in the first trailer but I have been unimpressed otherwise.

      about 14 days ago in context
    • @zeldatra I got a slight chuckle at max out of this. I feel like the stuff in the trailer was off-putting serious in tone while being off-putting outlandish in the next. I don't remember the originals being like that. Also I don't like that he is so trigger happy for a comedy film. I guess, according to the Youtube comments, it will be a moderate success, as I have seen a ton of positive comments. Cinema is dead, I guess.

      about 14 days ago in context
  6. The mystery of the mysterious poop in my garden has been solved. A few weeks ago I was cleaning up some poop from behind my grill. Before that I had some poop on my lawn. Today I found the culprit: A hedgehog. Somehow there is a hole somewhere in the fencing and a hedgehog found its way in my garden. I encountered it when I was checking for rain to collect in buckets. While that I found the hedgehog standing absolutely still on my lawn. I grabbed a few sticks and pushed it gently out of my gate since I don't know where it could exit otherwise and I am certain that it wouldn't survive in my garden.

    about 15 days ago from web
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    • @scribus Words like "go away" and "idiot" were uttered. That stupid stubborn little piece of poop and spiky bristles either didn't move at all or it moved quickly back to under the bush to make the whole process comically on repeat. 10 minutes for a distance of 1.5 meters.

      about 15 days ago in context
    • @adiwan I spent half an hour yesterday chasing a duck around the yard, also on account of poop. I warned it for months that the pool wasn't going to keep me out forever, and yesterday was the point where I finally said "Oh ho, it's Speedo time," stripped down to my underwear, and cannonballed on about a meter away from it.

      about 15 days ago in context
    • @scribus I appreciate the dedication

      about 15 days ago in context
  7. in case anyone is wondering how Trump’s military parade is going: there were actively more people in DC when I was there yesterday than there are tonight.

    about 16 days ago from web
  8. I gotta say… every time I see an F-150 in DC I gotta ask wtf these dudes are doing

    about 17 days ago from web
  9. While ICE slams minorities in the USA, ICE is crashing against a horse with 300km/h (186mi/h). ICE is an Inter City Express train in Germany.

    about 20 days ago from web
  10. The pharmacist keeps telling me she gave an android device to “the lady with the jihad”. I think she’s trying to say “hijab”.

    about 21 days ago from web
  11. https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/garbage-and-glory/news/garbage-and-glory-rpg Who wants to roleplay a party of trash pandas?!

    about 24 days ago from web
    • @scribus That looks fun. I guess my D&D group's taste would like a little bit more serious setting. I own the Humblewood books and I wait for the day I can do a one-shot in that setting when we start a Spelljammer campaign next year.

      about 24 days ago in context
  12. It's pride month. For me it's pide month https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0%C3%A7li_pide

    about a month ago from web
  13. navigating the leasing website for my new apartment is more painful than childbirth

    about a month ago from web
  14. Had my first time a militant vegan was commenting on my post on bluesky. Shouldn't have replied to them. It baffles me that they cannot frame their interaction in a more positive light like saying that other products might be better and be positive to try more. Guess that's the Internet in a nutshell.

    about a month ago from web
    • @adiwan I didn't want to look into the person's profile but I did it anyway. As suspected the person is as stereotypical of a militant vegan as it can be. Their personality is fully based on spreading veganism by being a dick to everybody and guilt-tripping for eating dead animals. Cool bro. You found an interesting hobby.

      about a month ago in context
  15. FBI reports that the man who bombed the fertility clinic in Palm Springs had access to bomb-making material, wonder how they figured it out

    about a month ago from web
  16. I equip my TI-83+

    about a month ago from web
  17. What if school classes were RPG classes in a game? Having a party of students that is composed of a physics student, a foreign language student, a history student and a religion student could be for example a fantasy equivalent of a wizard, a bard, a rogue, and a cleric.

    about a month ago from web
  18. I own the least profitable company in the entire state (as in it does not profit at all and in fact bleeds money) which is great for taxes but not great for convincing people you know what you’re doing

    about 2 months ago from web
  19. Bought 275 rounds of 9mm irl and was so suddenly happy that ammo has no weight in Fallout

    about 2 months ago from web
  20. It is bonkers to me that people give so much authority to the catholic church. If they were doing the right thing the child diddling pieces of Fluffle Puff were in jail and excommunicated.

    about 2 months ago from web
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    • @nerthos Sounds great! I was not very informed or I forgot the news about that. I guess my avoidance of religious news is the culprit.

      about 2 months ago in context
    • @nerthos Plus, the vast majority of said CSA cases happened in the 60s and 70s. At the same time hippies were taking 14 year olds to concerts and giving them drugs to sleep with them, Michel Focault (of marginality theory fame) was leading a political movement to remove age of consent laws in France, and universities worldwide taught that you should do LSD and pedophilia was actually a very good thing for the kid's development.

      It was a plainly insane era, objectively the most predatory and abusive of the XX century except for maybe Weimar Germany.

      about 2 months ago in context
    • @adiwan Yeah it was nice. They excommunicated like 900 priests between 2004 and 2014 when serious investigations took place.

      Obviously there will always be incidents like with any crime (there are over 400k active priests plus a whole lot more clergy staff, nuns, monks etc) but the cover up policy is over. Now they try to do an internal investigation first and if they find anything, excommunicate and report to secular law, unless it's within the vatican, which as a sovereign state has the authority to trial.

      about 2 months ago in context
  21. I mean, the current Pope was in elementary school in the 60s

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. I learned recently that I have near identical political views to Daniel Tosh. If I said this fourteen years ago you guys would’ve dog piled me on Skype.

    about 2 months ago from web
  23. Also I can verifiably say I was one of the pope’s first six thousand followers on Twitter, this should make me eligible to be a bishop

    about 2 months ago from web
  24. I know this is going to come off like some lame joke, but today I watched White House security wave in two 20-somethings in suits riding Razer scooters into the drive

    about 2 months ago from web
  25. 18 naked cowboys filing for bankruptcy because tariffs are hurting small businesses
    Ram ranch is under foreclosure

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. I think this idiot's parents celebrated the pregnancy with daily shots

    about 2 months ago from web
  27. Digging out tree stumps is hard. Stupid roots. I had to buy a new saw with large teeth to make it rip better through the very wet wood of the roots. The previous owner had cut off three trees and let the stumps behind some bushes and I created some of my own. I really want a greenhouse there some day and these idiots needed to go.

    about 2 months ago from web
  28. I've disposed of my jalapeno plants. They were not in good health, floppy leaves and all-around yellowed and had a silvery layer (mildew?) on the leaves. Despite having flowers in bloom and some growing fruit I went to the decision to get rid of them in case they spread mildew to nearby plants.

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. In a moment of 2000IQ clarity, one of the students zapped his phone's charging port with a lighter electric igniter and killed it
    Immediately after, he asked me if doing so was harmful for the device
    I love my job

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. I find that the screen keyboard on my phone seems to be more or less of a piece of crap depending on what app or field I'm typing into, but in no case is it unlike trying to speak with one's tongue cut out and jaw wired shut. I hope there's a Hell bad enough for Steve Jobs.

    about 2 months ago from web
    • @scribus One thing he did was good: kill off the Adobe Flash plugin. It was a lot of trouble security-wise and performance on PC and especially mobile was atrocious. My HTC Desire Z could run Flash but more on paper than in practical terms. Also this move has eradicated Flash websites. They work now as good as they did back then, not at all.
      Despite of that I agree to everything you said.

      about 2 months ago in context
    • @adiwan OK yeah, Flash did need to go, but we still could have kept physical keys!! :p

      about 2 months ago in context