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don’t ever let me become a parent, I will read my kids memes instead of bedtime stories
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 01:48:29 UTC from web -
One of the survivors of that school shooting in Florida is an artist and he just uploaded a satirical caricature of his would-be murderer, what a papayaing legend
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 01:16:33 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@mrmattimation Too good.
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this customer essentially wanted to do that thing people do in Fallout 4 where they buy a bunch of ammo in a way that I owe THEM money
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:48:56 UTC from web -
To the customer who asked me to apply a coupon to a free item: no, I don’t think it’s “a little ridiculous” that i’m unable to give you an item for less than free
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:46:23 UTC from web -
The most wonderful thing about tiggers is that he’s the only one, so they’ll be easier to kill off
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:11:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation he tiggers you
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man I hate tiggers, I wanna hang all those dumb tiggers from trees
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:10:33 UTC from web -
english users: remember when we used to get bagged milk for like a month and then that stopped
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 22:12:35 UTC from web-
@tiff you’re still alive???? I thought there was an earthquake in England today, all of your puny English houses should have collapsed.
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@scribus man, ours we had to stab and put in a jug and then pour like a typical carton
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@mrmattimation legit I didn't realise an earthquake had happened until after the news broke, I thought it was the washing machine or something
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stacy's mom has got an std
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 19:13:12 UTC from web -
Mitt Romney is running for Senate as an anti-Trump conservative who will almost certainly bend to Trump’s will the second he gets elected.
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 18:24:13 UTC from web -
remember that time I casually called pftg gay and he responded by threatening my life
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 17:35:57 UTC from web -
So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 05:12:00 UTC from web-
@awl Remembering the times, it was definitely an incoherent mess. But recontextualizing to today, it may well have been a forerunner to the Potato Knishespost.
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I didn’t bring a jacket today because it was 70 degrees when I left and now it’s 40 degrees, please send me your thoughts and prayers
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 00:36:50 UTC from web -
One of these days the President is going to get tried and impeached in the eight hours i’m at work and I won’t even know mike pence is the president until like three weeks after it happens
Friday, 16-Feb-18 21:05:20 UTC from web -
God I go to work for three hours and Robert Mueller does like twelve interesting things all at once
Friday, 16-Feb-18 20:59:48 UTC from web -
Friday, 16-Feb-18 18:39:58 UTC from web
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(Not to be confused with my uncle, who shot himself in the foot IRL)
Friday, 16-Feb-18 17:44:55 UTC from web -
Man I just realized that by shading this cartoon i’ve set a quality precedent. I think I shot myself in the foot.
Friday, 16-Feb-18 17:42:53 UTC from web -
i hate shading
Friday, 16-Feb-18 16:09:28 UTC from web -
Friday, 16-Feb-18 16:02:54 UTC from web -
Just killed a huge engorged mosquito, those applewrs aren’t meant to be showing up yet
Friday, 16-Feb-18 03:57:02 UTC from web -
that’s real http://rainbowdash.net/url/869290
Friday, 16-Feb-18 03:47:47 UTC from web -
Just found a blog that uploads pictures of Peridot’s feet and literally nothing else, tumblr is weird
Friday, 16-Feb-18 03:47:05 UTC from web -
Parts of the soundtrack for The Twin Souls 3 include live instrumentation and I’m pretty stoked about that.
Friday, 16-Feb-18 02:06:33 UTC from web -
Alt-Matt is my evil twin who just makes cartoons about creating an ethnostate
Friday, 16-Feb-18 00:14:52 UTC from web -
AU where Matthew Shepherd grew up to become the first President with AIDS
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 23:58:13 UTC from web -
Alt-Black
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 23:56:56 UTC from web -
Tiff’s gone alt-center you guys, he’s gonna be hanging out with Chris Ray Gun soon
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 23:42:41 UTC from web -
this wound up going unused in the final cartoon, which sucks cuz i kinda like it http://rainbowdash.net/url/869289
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:25:22 UTC from web -
my motto is "the enemy of my enemy must be batmango insane if he managed to cherry my enemy off, better leave that guy alone"
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 19:53:18 UTC from web
