Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 11-Sep-15 18:57:59 UTC

  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    @adiwan They also can-
    celled all gladiatorial combat at the colloseum and replaced it with curling, which as we all know is the world worst sport. Soon, the empire collapsed and it was all the philosopher's fault. By the time he got his body back, he had been branded a traitor and was condemned to death.
    Which would have happened except Billius came through on his end of the bargain and filled the philisopher's head with knowledge. It was
    really cool for like thirty seconds, but then it became overwhelming and resulted in what the romans call "Explodus Brain-icus" which as you
    can guess is fatal.

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