Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:28:31 UTC

  1. Reason #: Walmart puts all of their condoms in a locked box so you can’t go through the self-checkout. You gotta get judged by a cashier. She’ll look at you and say “ew, gross, you’re shopping at Walmart of all places?”

    Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:28:31 UTC from web