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  1. Random post with no real deep meaning or value.

    about 5 days ago from web
  2. Yo, for real though, don’t these dumb criminal types know you can buy a paper shredder at Target for, like, $50? Cohen, you cheapskate, learn to crime efficiently.

    about a month ago from web
    • If the FBI had raided the offices of MY personal lawyer, I’d probably poop my pants. Ergo, somebody just took a mango on the Oval Office carpet.

      about a month ago from web
      • Just received an email from a counselor at my college. The subject line is “GIVE BLOOD NOW”, and there’s no body.

        about a month ago from web
        • my asthetic is French-Canadian musicians who became “woke” to distract from some genuinely creepy rape-y things they’d privately told me about women in their life.

          about a month ago from web
          • not to be transphobic or anything but this spaghetti sauce isn’t very good

            about a month ago from web
            • My mother’s watching some show that takes place in Ireland and I officially can’t take the Irish seriously. They’re talking about brutal murders and a rape but their accents make them all sound like sarcastic snarky assholes.

              about a month ago from web
              • Watching Breaking Bad. Who was responsible for the casting choice for all the Germans in 5th season? These were clearly Americans speaking German, so thick was their accent. Also who wrote their lines? No normal person here would talk like that. Their speech patterns were unnatural and the vocabulary was way off a normal person's. Rant over.

                about a month ago from web
              • Think I’m gonna buy an HTC Vive

                about a month ago from web
                • Question to whoever cares to read this and knows what to do. My avatar picture never displays, so I did a bit of debugging and http://rainbowdash.net/url/871756 gives a 404

                  about a month ago from web
                • An abuser and his or her defenders will use anything they can to discredit any movement against them. This includes fake Tweets.

                  about a month ago from web
                  • I 100% believe that John K did the things people said he did, but those Twitter DMs going around from the “Jimmy Spumko” account, which look like they were typed by a twelve year old, are 100% fake. People need to quit spreading them around because it makes the actual crime look fictionalized by association.

                    about a month ago from web
                    • Bobby, for the last got dang time, I am not getting you any Say-Shoo-Awn Sauce

                      about a month ago from web
                      • Kids React: A Man Comes Into Their House And Slits Their Father’s Throat Right In Front Of Them

                        about a month ago from web
                        • As of this morning, The Twin Souls 3 is 100% colored and shaded--and I have officially created more animation for it than for My Little Brony's combined episodes.

                          about a month ago from web
                          • The new Seth Rogen Netflix charity special, just by nature of having a multitude of different performers, some funnier than others, is very hit-or-miss; BUT, I think it’s worth a watch. Some very funny bits, some not so funny bits, a touching story, and an animated segment by Justin Roiland, Zach Hadel, and Studio Yotta—give it a go.

                            about a month ago from web
                            • Someone out there loves you

                              about a month ago from MuSTArDroid
                            • I keep saying we should make a white ethnostate and put it in Florida so that whenever there’s a major hurricane and they try to evacuate north we can be like “mmm... sorry... no refugees allowed...”

                              about a month ago from web
                              • Looking at the Internet I could believe I’m the only right-winger that believes the ethnostate is a really stupid idea.

                                about a month ago from web
                              • Well I want this Peridot figurine but it’s a mystery box thing and there’s a very reasonable risk that I’ll get Onion instead. I don’t want Onion. Nobody wants Onion.

                                about a month ago from web
                              • one of the shots i animated on my stream tonight http://rainbowdash.net/url/871696

                                about a month ago from web
                              • Saw a post on Tumblr about how Hank Hill was transphobic. This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think the idea that a 40 year old straight white man in suburban Texas circa 1997 was transphobic should diminish your enjoyment of the show.

                                about 2 months ago from web
                              • my favorite thing about Jason Steele is that he actually sounds like that

                                about 2 months ago from web
                                • i think it would be really fun to animate a cartoon in the style of older Simpsons or King of the Hill episodes where the characters moved like rabid cats and their heads vibrated violently every time they spoke

                                  about 2 months ago from web
                                  • If Earth isn’t the center of the universe we should make it the center of the universe with big rockets and a butchers knife

                                    about 2 months ago from web
                                    • List of accomplishments: doesn’t have a Wikipedia sub-category labeled “sexual assault allegations”

                                      about 2 months ago from web
                                      • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/871608

                                        about 2 months ago from web
                                        • How many times can I use the word “prick” in a cartoon while still reasonably claiming it’s suitable for a PG-13 audience

                                          about 2 months ago from web
                                          • cat peter griffin getting railed by macklemore

                                            about 4 months ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
                                          • hehehehehe hey Lois, i’m a lesbian, hehehehehehehehe http://rainbowdash.net/url/871571

                                            about 2 months ago from web