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  1. Remember that Disney movie where Rhea Perlman plays Satan

    Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 18:24:05 UTC from web
    • On my agenda today: upload a video, poop, do laundry, re-arrange my office, clean out my computer, poop

      Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 17:39:16 UTC from web
      • People are giving Wreck-It Ralph 2 FrankerZ because it looks like the Emoji Movie. Here’s my rebuttal: the first one was also the Emoji Movie, it just didn’t comment on present-day technology or culture so people saw it as a charming tale about a retro game character.

        Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 16:43:07 UTC from web
        • hello Brony

          Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 04:32:48 UTC from web
        • the media says I don’t care about my children, okay. No, it’s true, can you believe this? Folks? So dishonest, okay, listen to me right now when I say that the untruth is deliberate and false. Okay. Let me tell you... a story, a tragic and great story, okay? My son, my little boy, Barron, we went to a ball game, New York Mets vs. some team from Atlanta, okay? A foul ball smacked my boy in the head so hard, it was terrible, okay. Right on the noggin. A tragedy. I took that ball, folks, I took that ball and I said to that ball listen, okay, you can either work with me, or you don’t, okay? So my boy, my son, my human spawn Barron, he turns to my friend John, where is John? Come here, where is he...? He said to Jonny, Johnny, my head hurts, okay, and I gave him my umbrella.

          Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 01:46:01 UTC from web
          • Like Ralph Bakshi except it’s the internet age so people are gonna see it anyway regardless of the rating.

            Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 00:56:36 UTC from web
            • In order for the joke to work it basically has to straight-up be pornographic.

              Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 00:55:51 UTC from web
              • I just had an idea for a cartoon that I think would be really funny but content-wise there’s no way I’d be able to upload it to YouTube. Newgrounds exclusive?

                Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 00:30:02 UTC from web
                • You all can thank Jared Kushner for that one.

                  Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 21:35:37 UTC from web
                  • Don’t make cartoons about Donald Trump, guys. I have now had to re-write or scrap about three of them because his staff turnaround is ridiculous.

                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 21:34:15 UTC from web
                    • i guess i'll watch that new bojack horseman follow-up whenever it comes out

                      Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 20:16:54 UTC from web
                      • pretty sure you can tell which shots i animated while watching the simpsons

                        Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 20:09:15 UTC from web
                        • I am convinced that every single Argentinian is either a white supremacist or a communist, I have never ever seen a single Argentinian on the Internet who was not one of these things

                          Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 19:26:53 UTC from web
                          • I went back and retroactively added several jokes into The Twin Souls 3 (nearly done!) which I think only people who watched my older stuff will get. So basically just me.

                            Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 18:36:55 UTC from web
                            • I find myself upset when a website refuses to serve you in a mobile browser and tries to force you to use an app. I know you have a browser interface, Yelp, I use it all the time on non-mobile platforms. I don't even need a mobile site, just let me read what people wrote.

                              Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 15:19:02 UTC from web
                            • They also all have high-profile spoilers and make the loudest engine sounds in the universe despite the fact that the median speed in Alexandria is twelve miles an hour

                              Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:57:26 UTC from web
                              • Everyone in Alexandria drives a 2002 Honda Civic that looks like it just drove away from a horrific ten car accident

                                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:54:05 UTC from web
                                • The small restaurants are pretty good tho

                                  Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:50:10 UTC from web
                                  • There’s also a big factory in the center of the city that just shoots smoke into the air like a god damn steampunk dystopia fantasy RPG, I don’t even know what the factory’s purpose is beside looking ominous

                                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:49:29 UTC from web
                                    • Also 95% of the roads go down a 90 degree incline so you have to have engine braking on pretty much constantly.

                                      Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:47:41 UTC from web
                                      • That city was planned by an absolute sadist who gets he rocks off on watching confused people try and figure out how the intersections work

                                        Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:46:52 UTC from web
                                        • By the way guys, pro tip, Alexandria, VA sucks massive elephant dick, don’t ever go there

                                          Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:45:01 UTC from web
                                          • I know they have statewide jurisdiction, but I was on the outskirts of Alexandria at the time so seeing those guys hanging around is a bit weird to me.

                                            Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:43:24 UTC from web
                                            • I can’t take state troopers seriously because of those doofy hates they wear. Do they wear those hats in every state or just in the south???? Because they’re very dumb hats.

                                              Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:29:04 UTC from web
                                            • Virginia state troopers are cartoon characters

                                              Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:33:35 UTC from web
                                              • I don’t care if they’re “protecting” themselves from the “sun”, they look like prison guards from 90s movies where kids dig holes in the desert all day

                                                Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:30:58 UTC from web
                                                • Speaking of getting shot, I was followed by a state trooper for a good five mile stretch of highway while driving back from Alexandria today.

                                                  Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:26:40 UTC from web
                                                  • Because I won’t actually go take a crap on the NRA’s doorstep, i’m brown and they might shoot me with their mini guns

                                                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:24:31 UTC from web
                                                  • I live really close to the NRA’s headquarters, i’m gonna go take a kiwi on their doorstep, that’ll show them

                                                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 04:57:55 UTC from web
                                                  • I realize this is a side-effect of having been on television since Ronald Reagan was President, but The Simpsons took a REALLY long time to switch off of cel animation. Barring a select few episodes where they tested digital animation (Season 7’s “Radioactive Man”, Season 12’s “Tennis the Menace”, and Season 14’s “Treehouse of Horror XIII”) they were still doing traditional ink and paint until midway through season 14

                                                    Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:17:47 UTC from web