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  1. Going through my old tweets and I was/am bananaing hilarious

    about 18 minutes ago from web
    • triggered?

      about 40 minutes ago from web
      • the way that I get so many women to want to have intercourse with me is by using words like "votive" in a snapchat to them

        about 2 hours ago from web
        • Chris and Matt fight aliens. Joy. https://youtu.be/ypt1deCBQj8

          about 3 hours ago from web
          • to be fair I think if someone asked me "how bad are you with money" I could truthfully respond with "I have about 2 grand in my bank account" and they would probably think that I am not bad with money

            about 4 hours ago from web
            • i am very very very bad with money

              about 4 hours ago from web
              • remember mushi?

                about 4 hours ago from web
                • On this International Day of Men I'd like to apologise for my dismissal of it in previous years. I'm not apologising to the people I was standing against, but to those that I'd swept under the rug collaterally. It's not me or men like me who need a day; it's the queer men, the trans men, the sick men and the men of colour who need a whole lot longer than that.

                  about 6 hours ago from web
                • Note that I don't include myself under "queer men" because I'm a straight-passing omnisexual superbeing who has barely ever been discriminated against on those grounds

                  about 6 hours ago from web
                  • I can't wait to get hold of "Xanathar's Guide to Everything". I preordered the book a bit later and my friends jokingly said that I'll get it probably earlier than they did. Amazon is very weird when it comes to sending out preordered stuff.

                    about 11 hours ago from web
                    • Zootopia is overrated.

                      about a day ago from web
                    • squirtle http://rainbowdash.net/url/864458

                      about 13 hours ago from web
                    • This summer, Seth Rogen is: Steven Universe http://rainbowdash.net/url/864428

                      about 16 hours ago from web
                      • Fun fact: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is about leprosy.

                        about 19 hours ago from web
                      • In a very weird instance of comedy flipping politically, it used to be "politically incorrect" to make jokes about cops being racist. Now if you do it you're an SJW who believes in white genocide.

                        about 19 hours ago from web
                        • idea for a show: Rick and Morty but smart people watch it

                          about 19 hours ago from web
                          • idea for a show: mlp but well-written

                            about 19 hours ago from web
                            • read my lips: no new memes

                              about 19 hours ago from web
                              • back at it again at krispy kreme

                                about 20 hours ago from web
                                • Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?

                                  about 20 hours ago from web
                                  • Happy days, everybody! My upcoming TIFF'S TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2017 list has been exalted to TIFF'S TOP 20 ALBUMS OF 2017*

                                    about 22 hours ago from web
                                  • *this includes write-ups for my top 10 as I did last year, with 5 bonus albums (potentially with blurbs depending on how I'm feeling), and 5 honourable mentions

                                    about 22 hours ago from web
                                    • but this ain't middle earth / and we're not frodo and sam / and i'm not gay by the way / least i don't think that i am

                                      about a day ago from web
                                      • My aesthetic is buying condoms in front of co-workers so they don't find out how lonely I am

                                        about a day ago from web
                                        • at work I started telling people that my grandmother's name is Dionysus and I don't know why or how to diffuse the situation

                                          about a day ago from web
                                          • just started laughing out loud because i remembered misha exists

                                            about a day ago from web
                                          • they hate me too

                                            about a day ago from web
                                            • honestly the little guitar flourishes in the pokemon go song are kinda nice

                                              about a day ago from web
                                              • Justice league was better smh if you didn't like justice league you're a commie liberal snowflake

                                                about a day ago from web
                                                • Chris and Matt embark on a new YouTube adventure. Joy. (Sorry about the terrible audio quality, this was one of the first things we recorded back in August and we didn't quite know how everything was gonna sound. It's better in everything recorded after this first session.) https://youtu.be/LxgArL_gg2I #

                                                  about a day ago from web