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1. MetalTao

   Soldier 76: http://pny.lv/0p5dl

   
   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 12:02:49 UTC from web
2. Cerulean Spark

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   Friday, 02-Jan-15 01:03:32 UTC from web
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   • MetalTao

     @ceruleanspark Who let the Canadian back in?

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:45:48 UTC in context
3. MetalTao

   My momos are always spicy and on fleek *Tips fedora*

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:35:48 UTC from web
4. MetalTao

   OH MY GOD! WHO IS THAT SHAGGY BEARDED MAN

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:32:55 UTC from web
   • orungano

     @metaltao well [chuckles] you caught me

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:33:35 UTC in context
   • MetalTao orungano

     @tiffany *Melts into an Idiot Sandwhich*

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:34:17 UTC in context
5. MetalTao

   OH MY GOD! CERULEAN'S AVATAR IS HOT

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:32:32 UTC from web
6. MetalTao

   Correction: I did not type that, that was my face

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:31:51 UTC from web
7. orungano

   Metal eats exactly once per day. He only eats cheese, lettuce or grapes. If he eats cheese one day, he will not eat cheese the next, but will eat either lettuce or grapes with equal possibility for each. If he eats grapes, he will eat grapes again with 1/10 probability, cheese with 4/10 probability or lettuce with 5/10 probability. If he eats lettuce one day, he won't eat it again today, but he will eat grapes with probability 4/10 or cheese with probability 6/10.

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:20:30 UTC from web
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   • MetalTao

     @tiffany Instructions:
     Step 1: Take face to keyboard

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:30:20 UTC in context
   • orungano MetalTao

     @metaltao this explains a lot

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:31:06 UTC in context
   • MetalTao

     @tiffany Well, duh, I a sharing my methods

     Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:31:35 UTC in context
8. awlxaĺan

   Got this really nice saddle earlier today and test-fitted. http://rainbowdash.net/url/849076

   
   Monday, 25-Jul-16 01:40:14 UTC from web
   • Bighorn

     @awl looks like a painful butt fest. I always prefer mine with at least some amount of cushioning. Unless u got one of those cycling shorts with built in cushioning

     Monday, 25-Jul-16 02:07:53 UTC in context
   • awlxaĺan Bighorn

     @bighorn it turns out to be really comfortable even moreso than my previous cushioned saddle. It's flexible, doesn't chafe either.

     Monday, 25-Jul-16 14:56:12 UTC in context
9. MetalTao

   Wann Buy teM Flak?

   Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:27:38 UTC from web
10. MetalTao

    Why do I always get the weird ones? http://pny.lv/0p5ao

    
    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:25:01 UTC from web
11. MetalTao

    TFW your Ass is blasted by 152 mm of pure Russian bias

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:22:42 UTC from web
12. MetalTao

    I strive for truth and knowledge, that knowledge being who the best fem-boy anime yaoi Zaoi Anime is the best.
    And the truth being that it is Kineko-Kun

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:20:30 UTC from web
13. MetalTao

    They're asking for it, with they stumpy little yellow trash bag suits. They'd blend in with me and my ho-bo-broken crew

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:17:24 UTC from web
14. MetalTao

    Sometimes I wonder when the little slimy stones on the river bed will stop focusing on being small cities and focus on eatin more EPA agents.

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:16:25 UTC from web
15. MetalTao

    This man is my hero http://pny.lv/0p59o

    
    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:12:39 UTC from web
16. orungano

    square

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:09:56 UTC from web
    • MetalTao

      @tiffany Triangle

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:10:07 UTC in context
    • orungano MetalTao

      @metaltao trianglel

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:11:10 UTC in context
    • MetalTao

      @tiffany ^w^ Geg your count banana memes out boi!

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:11:55 UTC in context
17. MetalTao

    Squar-eunuch

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:11:19 UTC from web
18. orungano

    "If they didn't anyone to swim, they would have put up a sign." "You mean like this one?" "Nah, that's just the name of the lake. Lake Prohibido Nadar"

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:04:21 UTC from web
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    • MetalTao

      @tiffany I think it's the one with the trad vestige children fighting magical tentacle girls while fondling their friends breasts for super powers and fan thingy maboobers

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:07:53 UTC in context
    • orungano MetalTao

      @metaltao Even in the context of a joke I believe this to be accurate

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:09:18 UTC in context
    • MetalTao

      @tiffany You have no idea. appleing normie

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:09:39 UTC in context
19. MetalTao

    I've even made love to the beast that I the Washington Public Library's Bathroom

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:09:22 UTC from web
20. MetalTao

    I've even studied it...

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:08:43 UTC from web
21. MetalTao

    Also don't insult my intellect, it's a mango ;(

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:08:26 UTC from web
22. MetalTao

    I'm going to bed then <3~ MUAH

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:49:24 UTC from web
    • orungano

      @metaltao hit me up sometime you kook

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 10:49:34 UTC in context
23. MetalTao

    There is a certain Tacitile tact, involved in taciturne tactics

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:43:49 UTC from web
24. MetalTao

    If linguistics was a stallion, Grammare would be the opposite

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:36:44 UTC from web
25. MetalTao

    Mama Luigi!

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:35:20 UTC from web
26. Gherkin ☑️

    Holy Potato Knishes it's Metal

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:23:13 UTC from web
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    • MetalTao

      @thelastgherkin Just kidding I love you I'm sorry :D

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:31:12 UTC in context
    • Gherkin ☑️ MetalTao

      @metaltao I am legally obliged to acknowledge you with fatherly indifference

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:32:14 UTC in context
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    • MetalTao

      @thelastgherkin Wow, something my real father would say- Hey! Wait-a-Minute!

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:33:01 UTC in context
27. MetalTao

    THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAD FACE BUT INSTEAD I APPEAR I WANT TO Potato Knishes THINE LUSCIOUS FUR COAT

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:31:52 UTC from web
28. MetalTao

    My policy is to stay away with weirdly phallic objects.

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:29:57 UTC from web
29. MetalTao

    I guess cherry sleep ;)

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:28:45 UTC from web
30. MetalTao

    And crush? More like a mutual agreement

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 08:26:26 UTC from web