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  1. Good evening http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875978

    Friday, 13-Aug-21 22:58:28 UTC from web
  2. update: if I don’t have covid, then I have something that sure feels a lot like it, because this sucks major balls.

    Thursday, 12-Aug-21 06:06:35 UTC from web
  3. Just noticed there’s cat food in the department managers’ office and now I’m trying to figure out a) who in the store is feeding cats, and b) what cats are hanging out on the highway far from any of the nearby suburbs

    Sunday, 08-Aug-21 14:11:20 UTC from web
  4. one of the main characters in Swole Foods is a “Californian” (he lived there for six years and has made it his entire identity) but I’ve never lived in California, I only know what I see on the news, so some of these jokes might seem inaccurate to people who actually live there, which I think is pretty fair considering Hollywood directors seem to think Virginia is still a part of the confederacy.

    Friday, 06-Aug-21 18:42:02 UTC from web
  5. i am happy

    Saturday, 07-Aug-21 13:08:32 UTC from web
  6. “Are you free to speak your mind in America?” reads the chyron on a wholly uncensored American cable news network where they criticize America absolutely all the time.

    Friday, 06-Aug-21 00:16:43 UTC from web
  7. So there's a petition for an HD release of the Super Mario Bros movie http://chng.it/h2GyMhJT7F

    Wednesday, 04-Aug-21 21:44:35 UTC from web
  8. My city is infested with those rentable e-scooters. The scooters aren't the bad thing but their users just chuck them everywhere in everyone's way, like sidewalks. The worst thing I've seen was a scooter in the middle of a bus driveway.

    Wednesday, 04-Aug-21 18:57:19 UTC from web
  9. So has anyone ported Doom to the Virtual Boy, and do they make a good VB emulator for a VR headset yet? !vgp

    Sunday, 01-Aug-21 17:44:27 UTC from web
  10. So do people still talk about mlp here?

    Sunday, 01-Aug-21 05:43:38 UTC from web
  11. If me not wearing a mask increases the likelihood of someone who choose not to get vaccinated to get COVID, I see that as a good thing. I'm sorry for the immunocompromised who get caught in the crossfire.

    Tuesday, 27-Jul-21 23:59:22 UTC from web
  12. thinking about paying a guy to come roll my joints for me because i am just not good at this

    Sunday, 01-Aug-21 02:03:10 UTC from web
  13. I’m a little old to be waking up to news about Chris Chan, can’t we leave that in the past

    Friday, 30-Jul-21 17:53:12 UTC from web
  14. I need to decide on where all these new patches are going on my Levi's jacket, and also whether to get a NERV or SEELE one, and which (up to) 6 Pokemon I want and a place for all of that, and then what the hell I'm even supposed to do with a JACKET in the face of global warming and life in Southern California. Also eBay doesn't seem to even have a Ninetales patch so

    Wednesday, 28-Jul-21 19:28:12 UTC from web
  15. i put "Jon Lovitz" in the cast list so here's the plot for the darker and edgier Krusty the Clown spinoff that I just made up right now: Krusty's show is taken off the air and in an attempt to revitalize his career, he hires a new publicist, who happens to be none other than Artie Ziff. Meanwhile, due to good behavior, Sideshow Bob is paroled, and Krusty reluctantly lets him live in his mansion because he has nowhere else to go.

    Also, Milhouse's parents adopted him out, so he's there too.

    Tuesday, 27-Jul-21 05:38:17 UTC from web
  16. showing an exit wound with freshly exposed brain matter in the foreground is totally okay if it’s a cartoon, right? that’s not gonna scar an audience that would probably be watching Rick & Morty?

    Tuesday, 27-Jul-21 00:24:44 UTC from web
  17. I'm always excited for a new Tuca & Bertie episode but the subject matter is always a downer (because of the theme of the subject). All those broken personalities and relationships.

    Monday, 26-Jul-21 19:08:29 UTC from web
  18. I've just read a news article about Poland that they also have a problem with people not taking the vaccine. Especially the people in very rural places and in the mountains are stubborn. In the article they reported that those people said that they live so far away from other people and cannot be infected, they had strong immune systems, and that the vaccine was unsafe. The social pressure is so big in those small communities that the vaccine enemies made talking about the vaccine a taboo subject in order not to be alienated.

    Monday, 26-Jul-21 07:14:54 UTC from web
  19. jeff bezos

    Saturday, 24-Jul-21 20:57:11 UTC from web
  20. I’m sure Biden will, like, die of old age the day before I finish my cartoon about him.

    Friday, 23-Jul-21 21:09:02 UTC from web
  21. I haven’t been on this site for a long time now.

    Thursday, 22-Jul-21 22:49:45 UTC from web
  22. Incidentally, it's my official policy that whenever I need a name to enter into an offensive joke, it be a billionaire.

    Saturday, 17-Jul-21 11:17:57 UTC from web
  23. I'm not big into LEGO but somehow I want a Star Wars Clone Wars Gunship set.

    Thursday, 15-Jul-21 19:19:37 UTC from web
  24. E-mails asking me if I wanna be harder and longer, meanwhile I've been hard long enough and just wanna mellow, man....

    Friday, 16-Jul-21 18:06:17 UTC from web
  25. now they're showing something i remember, but apparently these days this show is heavily edited to remove "offensive jokes" (jokes about gluten-free diets)

    Wednesday, 14-Jul-21 05:02:26 UTC from web
  26. I've been looking into 3d modeling the "companion cube"-style wider crates from Star Wars. There are tons of small and subtle differences between series. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875956

    Tuesday, 13-Jul-21 12:15:40 UTC from web
  27. I should probably stop saying things like “I’m 23, it’s too late for a midlife crisis” before somebody has me sent to a psychiatric hospital

    Sunday, 11-Jul-21 17:44:38 UTC from web
  28. Insomnia SSSSUUUUCCCCKSSSS

    Saturday, 10-Jul-21 08:54:41 UTC from web
  29. on the other other hand, the house has a proper yard and is not attached to the neighbor's house, which is not only a foreign concept in Virginia, but means that I could reasonably just sit on my deck and toke it up without anyone bothering me about it

    Thursday, 08-Jul-21 03:19:39 UTC from web
  30. I live in a town where, for legal reasons relating to some billionaire literally buying the rights to independence day, we celebrate the fourth of July on the fifth of July. It's pretty weird.

    Monday, 05-Jul-21 18:50:14 UTC from web