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  1. The full story http://rainbowdash.net/url/875372

    about 13 hours ago from web
    • In the 70s Nixon ordered nuclear strikes that were ignored by military officials because he wasn’t seen as being mentally fit to make those decisions (Richard Nixon was, of course, an alcoholic). We didn’t know about the orders until decades later. Have fun thinking about that one while you sleep tonight!

      about 17 hours ago from web
      • If your level design still makes something a 20-minute task for a speedrunner, it might be a pain in the gorram ass

        about 19 hours ago from web
        • @scribus GTA SA is super bad about this, speed runners usually resort to killing themselves to warp to hospitals around the state but even then the boundaries dictating where you respawn don’t make as much sense as people like, especially in the countryside portions of the game, where it’s essentially a crapshoot figuring out where you’ll respawn.

          about 19 hours ago in context
      • Looking at you, Ecco 2!

        about 19 hours ago from web
        • Tbh I think that the fact that real X-Wings have taken flight is proof that Disney needs to be stopped.

          about 22 hours ago from web
          • @mrmattimation Really ? That is the point where you go "I think Disney might have gone too far" ?

            I won't rant at you for hours on end about how Rey Skywalker is a gigantic Mary Sue, or that Oscar Isaac is going to be GLAD to be gone from the franchise soon enough, or how everyone is expecting John Boyega to squeal like a piggy about how bad Disney is before long enough ( I honestly have higher hopes for Mark Hamill )... or hell, the parks...

            Instead, Disney could not even secure the 'rights' to do these cargo-drone flyby 'stunts' for longer than just the weekend because the FAA does not want them to.

            And after some contractor hired a contractor to install the trackless system upside down ( which meant the concrete needed to be torn out ) or the MULTIPLE breakdowns of Rise of the Resistance ( because it needed more time in the oven before being ready for prime-time ) I am not sure if I can blame ANYONE for thinking Disney is too fat&bloated&incompetent.

            about 21 hours ago in context
          • @mrmattimation I say it doesn't count until they are capable of space flight, THEN it's too far. But I'll still hold out for warp capabilities.

            about 20 hours ago in context
        • I was going through real-life personal romantic drama when I originally wrote this comic story. I’ll post it in its entirety as one big image tomorrow or something. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875370

          about a day ago from web
          • @mrmattimation Does Swole Foods take place in a real fake Virginia town or a fake fake one? I'm working on a series of novels in a fake San Bernardino, CA, myself, just curious about other people's home state integration or whatever.

            about a day ago in context
          • @scribus It’s a fake town that’s an amalgamation of several real towns in Northern Virginia, mostly the suburbs around Fairfax and Loudoun counties. Swole Foods itself is based on a real grocery chain based in Maryland. The skyline that you see in the cartoons and some comics is wholly made up and I’m not sure if that’s the town itself or if it’s just a city that you can see FROM the town, like Arlington or something.

            about a day ago in context
        • Boy that sure was a dream about being back in bed with my first GF from HS.

          about a day ago from web
          • Tfw you retweet something three days BEFORE Dave Barry

            about 2 days ago from web
            • jegus....

              about 2 days ago from web
              • HE SAID, PERFECTLY CONCISE

                about 2 days ago from web
                • Ugh. I really do resent having to condense my thoughts into a tweet.

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • I understand some zoos are more like animal jail, and that's really sad. My mom always disliked the Los Angeles Zoo because of that, but I'm pretty sure that was the old one and I've never been to the new? Either way, who else remembers those toy snakes where you hold the tail and the inevitable microtremors of your body made it move and dance?

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • Still kind of unclear if I've been adopting them zoo or wild animals, it's all conservation to me. San Diego Zoo does damn good work and runs some great facilities.

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that we’ve hunted them to functional extinction

                        about 2 days ago from web
                      • THE DOCTOR

                        about 2 days ago from web
                        • EDDIE MURPHY as

                          about 2 days ago from web
                          • INTRODUCING

                            about 2 days ago from web
                            • I issued a refund and Valve sent me a RMA return label. DO THEY REALLY WANT THAT EMPTY COLA BOTTLE?!?!?!?!?

                              about 2 days ago from web
                            • Oh, right... I'm supposed to reduce my Twitter use because it makes me want to be dead...

                              about 2 days ago from web
                              • Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator

                                about 3 days ago from web
                              • Trungalunga gobbity dick http://rainbowdash.net/url/875367

                                about 2 days ago from web
                                • Nah jk I already looked it up :p

                                  about 3 days ago from web
                                  • Finally getting fan traction on Twitter and now I don't know the ethics and manners of following back

                                    about 3 days ago from web
                                    • Actively cranky that stuff on dumb damn exclusive streaming services looks really stupid good.........

                                      about 4 days ago from web
                                      • Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.

                                        about 4 days ago from web
                                        • @mrmattimation I wish I had the remaining capacity to believe you were joking

                                          about 4 days ago in context
                                        • I was bored, I spend some time trying to learn what is what in that. I am sorry to say @mrmattimation was not exactly forthcoming with the information. Unless if dogs sniffing crotches is a more common occurrence. @scribus It is WAY more complicated than that.

                                          In short. Alinity posted a video of Luna ( her dog ) sniffing her cooch for a good 8 seconds while she was doing some sort of yoga position on Twitter. Then later deleted it off of twitter, but it was also on her Twitch, which she apparently did not delete or deleted WAY later. this was in week 48 of 2019. Then in week 49 suddenly PETA started to "Demand" that she was going to be banned. She was never banned.

                                          My sources, pretty much, Discord, http://rainbowdash.net/url/875365 http://rainbowdash.net/url/875366 PETA's twitter, This streamer's twitter & twitch.

                                          But we still need some sort of exterminators to come over "Yeah, we have what we professionals call a 'THOT infestation' going on"

                                          Oh, also NSFW warning, not really sure.

                                          about 4 days ago in context
                                        • @drinkingpony PETA gonna PET, I guess

                                          about 4 days ago in context
                                      • I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.

                                        about 4 days ago from web
                                      • Today I learned there is a Sega Master System game called "Dragon papaya." I don't even know if it will pass the #, but it turns out it is *not* actually a spinoff of "Dragon Ball."

                                        about 5 days ago from web
                                      • I love making sprawling, chaotic spreadsheets for the games I make. Maybe one day I'll actually make one of these games once the spreadsheet stops being fun.

                                        about 5 days ago from web
                                      • I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.

                                        about 5 days ago from web
                                      • We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.

                                        about 6 days ago from web
                                        • @mrmattimation With all due respect, I think you are somehow doing what you are doing in the reverse order ?

                                          I mean I like putting my eggs in my favorite basket as much as the next lazy hen. But you kinda want to return to see the work you do actually do pay off. What if I chose the Beto basket up early ?

                                          Not to mention that EVERYONE ( and their mum ) are extremely on edge because of the seasonal festivities and the outside cold.

                                          Besides, the time untill Januari 20th 2021 is a LONG one to cover your ears and plug your eyes.

                                          about 5 days ago in context
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