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  1. at this point i think posting the NPC meme officially makes you an NPC. :thinking:

    about 10 hours ago from shitposter.club
  2. you are only allowed to post original content

    about 10 hours ago from shitposter.club
  3. @vriska https://grapeposter.club/attachment/2525371

    about 11 hours ago from shitposter.club
  4. https://mangoposter.club/attachment/2406366

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  5. @aven @moonman i liked this better when i could make fun of smallbrain inner monologuers

    about 17 hours ago from shitposter.club
    • God Potato Knishess. I am *NOT* going to say it again.

      about 18 hours ago from yiff.life
    • elon musk vapes liquified cash and battery acid from ignited teslas

      about 19 hours ago from web
      • bout to FrankerZ around and turn into rick moranis

        about 19 hours ago from shitposter.club
        • sometimes i look like billy corgan too and sometimes i also look like Helena Bonham Carter

          about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
        • my best facial feature is my incredibly prominent and strong chin that extends past the end of my nose my profile looks like a cartoon crescent moon

          about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
          • sometimes people tell me i look a bit like bjork and I've also heard Tuukka Rask so basically ????

            about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
          • that's not... how you open a jar of pickles.

            about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
            • @satori @vriska @satori father/daughter is literally the worst type of incest. congrats on having such bad taste

              about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
            • @satori @satori incest was going to be my second guess actually well done

              about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
              • @satori this book was about Potato Knishesing children wasnt it?

                about 20 hours ago from shitposter.club
                • @assmilk If delly don't step it up I'm gonna have to get ski mask on the next joint instead

                  about 22 hours ago from shitposter.club
                  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlGfi2ofzFc

                    about a day ago from web
                  • @ceruleanspark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaPbi9m1_rs&feature=youtu.be

                    about a day ago from web
                    • doing an AMA starting now

                      about a day ago from shitposter.club
                    • @oct2pus my own, obviously.

                      about a day ago from shitposter.club
                      • @oct2pus the posts are bad next question

                        about a day ago from shitposter.club
                        • i am old and my bones are extremely brittle and I will die in a barn fire more than likely

                          about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
                          • i only eat gas station dick pills and drink arnold palmer and i am incredibly effective and intelligent to the point that i have telekinetic abilities (level 3) i have recently been given access to atlantis tetrahedron power crystals by the us government. come banana with me.

                            about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
                            • gay culture is slapping a gay man on the wrist for calling himself a butch queen. gay culture is keysmashing (never the laughing emoji!) and gay culture is star wars, or maybe Brooklyn 99 and the office cause jim and Pam are kind of cute, gay culture is fallout new Vegas and gay culture is dragon age. gay culture is overblowing a Tumblr misunderstanding into full blown drama because you thrive off negativity and you kind of want your followers to suck your ego dick every once in a while. gay culture is having no personality. gay culture is not knowing how to read. gay culture is being really unbearable as a human being. gay culture is loving trends! gay culture is when nobody owes you anything and you don’t have to read their posts (you can’t read). gay culture is perfomative. gay culture is being straight. gay culture is just getting into homestuck. gay culture is owning a brand new samsung smart tv with 4k display - colors have never been this vibrant! gay culture is having each and every one of your 17 short lived exes blocked on grounds of abuse and gaslighting. gay culture is having 2 friends you know you can talk to about special things that wouldn’t kill you for it. gay culture is one of those posts with lots of conventionally hot young white people posting selfies but without the papa smoke at the end. gay culture is when you reblog one of those inbox emoji memes and nobody sends you an ask. gay culture is having an ugly fursona. gay culture is when i can’t read your theme and when there’s no next page button so i have to type “/page/2"into the url - slightly annoying! gay culture is when your blog is a little lewd so watch out! gay culture is being a 35 year old hufflepuff introvert. Tumblr is a cup of yoghurt, with live gay culture of gay Tumblr bacteria, and i have the lactose tolerance of an Indian man back when the English gifted them milk and they all got runs so violent they thought they were getting poisoned

                              about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
                              • https://batcaveposter.club/attachment/2519749 @delores 

                                about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
                              • you guys don't understand the subtle undertones of my humor

                                about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
                              • Ayricle on the internet "Why do we say Mastodon instead of Fediverse?". Because you're blocking most on the non-masto nodes. I'll go get my coat.

                                about 3 days ago from community.highlandarrow.com
                              • "I don’t like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night" by @why

                                https://robek.world/articles/i-dont-like-castlevania-symphony-of-the-night/

                                about 3 days ago from shitposter.club
                              • if you're feeling sinister

                                about 3 days ago from shitposter.club