Notices tagged with cats, page 2

mk gianf

@gianf I'm also experiencing a phenomenon that's new to me: the neighbors' #cats... not 100% positive

mk gianf

@gianf I'm also experiencing a phenomenon that's new to me: the neighbors' #cats... not 100% positive

grimsdottir

So quitter like #cats ?! Here's mine through a fisheye lens :P https://quitter.se/attachment/1384510

grimsdottir

So quitter like #cats ?! Here's mine through a fisheye lens :P https://quitter.se/attachment/1384510

Matthew Davidson

Shocked to hear Jeremy #Corbyn owns a cat but hasn't named it, on the grounds that #cats respond more to tone of voice than names. This is all very well, but there comes a time—typically after abandoning shaving—when a fellow decides he needs multiple cats. Then where will he be?

Matthew Davidson luke

@luke Also other people's #cats look weird and ineffably un-cat-like. My 2c: #UBI would be a simple way to reward caring for cats (or humans, if you prefer). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

Matthew Davidson

Jacky found a snake. Locked the #cats inside, but while doing so the snake went to ground. Perhaps we should let them out to find it again.

Matthew Davidson

The quality that puts #cats above human children is that cats won't one day suddenly decide you are stupid. They will have always known that. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/maybe-i-should-stop-bringing-up-my-cat-so-much-when-people-tell-me-stories-about-their-kids

Matthew Davidson tregeagle

@tregeagle Getting the sachet of chicken-flavoured powder open is the tricky bit. Use scissors where it says "tear here". Otherwise you will need a shower and change of clothes to avoid unwanted attention from #cats, in my experience.

Matthew Davidson

Kitty has a bit of grass tangled up in the end of an eyebrow whisker, dangling in front of her face. She won't let me near it & doesn't appear bothered, but it's annoying the hell out of me. Maybe I should do the Mum thing: advance wielding a spit-moistened handkerchief. #cats

Matthew Davidson tregeagle

@tregeagle Yes, Jacky doesn't have much to say except "meow-ow", and Kitty's a lightweight when it comes to red wine. #cats

Matthew Davidson

I have managed to get both #cats to sit quietly in one armchair. For my next trick, a two-state solution in Palestine.

2blickwinkel the federated universe , Time Zone Appropriate Farewell , catcontent , animals

Good Night !tzaf !fediverse #Hundetraining #Clickertraining #OperantConditioning #Hunde #Hund #Dogsoftwitter #cats
!catcontent #Lieblingsmonster !animals
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Matthew Davidson

Really must get in the habit of putting the covers back on PC cases. 'No, Kitty. Don't stick your head in an electrical device.' #cats

Matthew Davidson

#Kitty is on #DLW's office chair, looking forlorn. It's been too wet to run around outside killing things for _days_. #cats

Matthew Davidson

It's fur shedding season. Patting Kitty is like sticking your hand in a fairy floss machine. #cats

Matthew Davidson

Honestly, after decades of such bilge, any pop science article with the word "quantum" in its title, and the word "weirdness" in its opening paragraphs, makes me unspeakably weary, and not at all intrigued. And don't get me started on #cats.

Matthew Davidson

Jack caught a snake. Or a snake caught him. Then I caught it in a shoe box and humanely flung it into the long grass beside Chinamans Creek. Uncivilised bloody country. I expect rats, moles, badgers, and toads; all wearing little hats and waistcoats. Not snakes. #cats #au

Matthew Davidson

With the arrival of furball season, I'm less happy about #moving to a fully-carpeted house. #cats

Matthew Davidson

If it weren't for #cats, there'd be no reason for the Internet to exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dGpGl-FzAw&html5=1

Matthew Davidson tregeagle

My family's been decimated! #DLW's down with a cold, @tregeagle has a nasty case of cycling-induced tarmac face. It's only me and the #cats left standing. Survival of the least fit.

Matthew Davidson

#DLW & I unwisely administered anti-intestinal-worm paste to the #cats via oral syringe. The floor, our clothes, our hair, the ceiling will now not get worms. Cats are shocked and appalled, but no less vulnerable than at the start of this messy and pointless procedure.

Matthew Davidson ClubLinux Coffs Harbour , panda , tregeagle , Paul Templeton

@panda We just lost Bobby this morning, so I'm not going anywhere for a while. @tregeagle and @bushturkey seemed keen, so don't let my absence put you off. !ClubLinux #cats

Matthew Davidson cdbragg

@cdbragg Kidney failure is apparently the way most old #cats go, but Bobby's only middle-aged - in the way that a human in their 50s is middle aged, despite expecting to live another 20 or 30 years rather than 50.

Matthew Davidson tregeagle

What would a creatinine level of 2800μmol/l indicate, nurse @tregeagle? Now down to Just over 1000, aiming for low three figures before popping any champagne corks. That she's made it this far is one for the record books. #cats