Notices tagged with dyshviccersbadjokes

  1. Oh! Almost forgot: "What kind of snake is useful on your car? Windshield vipers" hurrdurr # I should stop....

    Tuesday, 29-Oct-13 18:51:20 UTC from web in context
  2. If anyone is interested: I'll leave now. It's dangerous to go alone, take this: "Why did the man spray his clock? It was full of ticks" # Good night/day. May Luna/Celestia watch over you :)

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 19:22:16 UTC from web
  3. I'm back...here, have this: "Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber" hihihhihh #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 18:41:35 UTC from web in context
  4. I'm offline for now. Gotta help my brother with studying. Have another bad joke: "How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card" #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 16:38:23 UTC from web in context
  5. @dropsterdash I understand you. Let me cheer you up with one of my "amazing" jokes: "What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone" #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 16:09:00 UTC from web in context
  6. How did I even come up with this one? "What's the internet's favorite animal? The Lynx" #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 15:30:16 UTC from web
  7. Damn...this one is really bad and I want to say sorry in advance :P "What is a Karate experts favorite beverage? Kara-tea" #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 14:22:25 UTC from web in context
  8. Hello guys :) I just wanted to tell you a joke(everybody who has witnessed my discussion yesterday/earlier today, probably knows what I'm talking about) before leaving again: "What's the difference between bird-flu and swine flu? If you have bird-flu you need tweetment, if you have swine-flu you need oink-ment" Have a nice day everyone :) #

    Monday, 28-Oct-13 13:11:08 UTC from web in context