So, last night, I had a dream that my grandparents were running a snack bar out of their garage. And this Japanese guy was displeased with his nachos, so he seppuku'd himself right in front of my grandparents' place. And I turned to my speechless grandma and said, "I'm surprised he was so good at that. I mean, it's not like he could have practiced before!" #nsfw - #violence and responding #snark.
