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Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:11:29 UTC from web -
Equestria Girls are just like the fandom's own human versions of the cast. Only with smaller boobs.
Monday, 29-Apr-13 07:01:17 UTC from web- Rarity likes this.
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@thelastgherkin sexualizing equines? NEVER!!!
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@madflavors Did you know: giraffes are not equines
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@thelastgherkin news to me
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Here is a joke I call "metaphor for modern gaming": hey guys I bought this jigsaw but it doesn't have all the pieces, can I download jigsaw pieces, is that a thing
Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:38:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin SURE IF YOU PAY 15.99 YOU CAN
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Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:31:54 UTC from web
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@rarity This is just like one of my Japanese aminations!!
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@thelastgherkin Metal Gear Launches Nukes?
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@madflavors Metal Gear Launches Nukes is my favourite Japanime.
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Breaking Bad breaks Bad while Breaking Bad.
Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:35:36 UTC from web -
@kolzach 1) don't make it an alicorn 2) don't use red and black 3) probably don't make it have a video game cutie mark
Monday, 29-Apr-13 05:59:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin you do seem to rack up the not promises. Are those things like unbirthdays?
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@madflavors They're for when people say 'no' but their eyes mean 'yes'.
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@thelastgherkin that could be said for a lot of things.
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Distractions are the best distractions
Monday, 29-Apr-13 05:37:46 UTC from web-
@rarity and Gemsglamorous and multicolorfast yes i know
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@madflavors a-ha! You forgot happypink
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@rarity nah I just knew you would remember for me.
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@pony hi
Monday, 29-Apr-13 01:29:36 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg hold on brb
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@pony Well of course, but that's why I have to be there for her and pick her! :3
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@flamingpandaomg indeed!
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How to use up last RDN day?
Monday, 29-Apr-13 03:37:18 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@madflavors Mis spelt by dumb me
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@renovatedkitchen it's all right. I'm giving you to hard of a time. I do wish you the best when you leave.
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@madflavors thanks
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@kolzach i was oogling for some Twilight pics sometime ago and i found some twixie pics. I'd usually complay, but they are such a prime recolouring material....
Monday, 29-Apr-13 03:17:38 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh aprender japones aunque ya todos saben eso XD
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@bowandlyre japanese is cool, bad thing i still have 13 semmesters of it to go through
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@mushi Holy cheescake
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@snowlynx here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHqi5dDkx6U #nsfw
Monday, 29-Apr-13 03:32:54 UTC from web -
a bottle of ketchup is not a meal....
Monday, 29-Apr-13 03:21:46 UTC from web-
@darksolstice because I'm a baaaaaaad man
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@madflavors yay whell I'm more evil and bloody
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@madflavors Have a stroke of his pasta, it turns into a mess of sauce and noodles
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#nexttotw OH NO! Generic horse themed town is in trouble and the denizens of Equestria must form up their own team of Avengers. Who would be in it and what would they be called?
Saturday, 27-Apr-13 00:14:52 UTC from web -
Having to explain not having money to some people is like trying to teach rocks how to do advanced calculus.
Saturday, 27-Apr-13 00:12:53 UTC from web-
@madflavors Those feels.
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On a more serious note I was considering changing it to "Tell us about yourself, (username)"
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@nerthos hehe a timeline for the timeline.
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@madflavors Lol
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@flamingpandaomg Exactly. A group of people enjoying themselves attracts more people who want to do the same.
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What's your favourite part about Equestria Girls, username
Thursday, 25-Apr-13 07:38:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin tell us how much you love Trixie, username
RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Can I get a do over? Is that a thing?
Thursday, 25-Apr-13 07:31:25 UTC from web-
@madflavors No.
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@flamingpandaomg I had that thing taken out and hollowed out to hide my porn stash a long time ago.
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@madflavors well, while that was a fantastic idea, that sure was a waste of a reset button.
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What do say to Applejack when she has bucked all the apples at the farm? Nothing...Who is Applejack
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 23:17:33 UTC from web -
Oh wow, Associated Press' Twitter got hacked, someone posted about two explosions at the White House and President Obama being injured. . . OR MAYBE they just WANT you to THINK it was hacked! D:
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 17:17:12 UTC from web-
@madflavors Nah, it's all because of the liberals / religious right / illegal immigrants / lazy poor people [pick one, run it into the ground].
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@fhqwhgads I blame Hitler
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@madflavors A solid choice.
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RIP motivation *browses the internet for the rest of class*
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 17:12:10 UTC from web-
@redenchilada sounds like everyday of my life
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Next Monday should be Trixie day. Have a Trixie #clm logo and everyone sets their avatars to Trixie. TotW will be something Trixie-related. (am I on your good side yet @ceruleanspark)
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 17:08:32 UTC from web-
@redenchilada sounds good to me
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@snowlynx Saucy?
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 17:07:05 UTC from web-
@snowlynx call me stupid but what does the pile of hay have to do with that.
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Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 16:38:37 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin I wonder what he looks like when he goes out to eat.
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@madflavors (spaghetti joke)
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@thelastgherkin Mom's Spaghetti
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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spent way to much time not schooling. that is my life after all. I sold my soul to books and pencils weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 04:43:26 UTC from web -
Anything interesting being talked about?
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 04:28:49 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg nothin
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@foxgopher aw. Things I dunno about.
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@flamingpandaomg you'll learn
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On a whim I attended at meeting of fans for MLP at my University. I regret every moment of it. Never Again...
Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 04:31:58 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@flamingpandaomg OC's....neverending OC's....and poorly written fan-fiction....
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@fhqwhgads it still feel the burns.
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@madflavors yeah.. you poor soul o.o
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Hello people I've never met before :D
Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:19:25 UTC from web -
Whiskey is now in my chili. !noregrets
Saturday, 20-Apr-13 05:56:16 UTC from web-
@scribus that just makes you sound like a regular viking, which is it? cowboy or viking?
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@madflavors Teenage Ghost-Busting Viking Cowboy in Space!
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@scribus brilliant.
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#totw For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*
Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:01:42 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), RDN's Lucifer and Bit Shift like this.
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Chili and whiskey for dinner. Not sure if cowboy or broke drunkard.
Saturday, 20-Apr-13 05:39:43 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@madflavors I spend lonely nights on the internet and sometimes listen to Johnny Cash and definitely drink too much and sometimes I look at furry art. That's, like, a lot of "almosts" and a "hell yeah." I should probably not be proud of this.
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@scribus that makes you some kind of.....Space Cowboy. There's an award winning series in there somewhere.....
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@madflavors Ooh, I can dig space cowboydom! :D