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ordered catering for my employees and I am missing an 8oz bottle of Chik-Fil-A sauce, therefore I will be requesting a full refund on the $400 order because human error is inhumane
Friday, 11-Aug-23 15:47:56 UTC from web -
Now we are targeted by Golf SPAM. I've not seen this before, ever. Not even in my email inbox.
Wednesday, 09-Aug-23 11:32:12 UTC from web -
I’m a few years out from dating being permanently weird, because pretty soon everyone in my pool is either gonna have kids (I AM BAD WITH KIDS) or be enough years younger than me that I, personally, would feel weird dating them even if other people probably don’t really care that much.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-23 19:40:13 UTC from web-
@zeldatra Just wait a while longer, then the kids'll be grown and off to college or whatever
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these are the consequences of having an incel mindset until you’re 22 I guess
Tuesday, 08-Aug-23 19:44:29 UTC from web -
Yakuza 3 is old and busted and scary
Sunday, 06-Aug-23 06:13:19 UTC from web -
i get to do some cool spaceship shots for this cartoon (not pictured: space) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876396
Saturday, 05-Aug-23 02:47:05 UTC from web -
getting a second job to fund mega million ticket purchases
Friday, 04-Aug-23 17:06:39 UTC from web -
Hmm. I may end up cutting contact with my father.
Thursday, 03-Aug-23 19:33:08 UTC from web -
Reading Trump indictments as they drop is kind of like trying to watch The Mandalorian every week instead of just binging them all at the end of the season so I think I’ll just wait until the Christmas hiatus to get caught up
Wednesday, 02-Aug-23 21:40:01 UTC from web -
I thought that Rudy Giuliani was like a made up character like until I was like 17. Reading these transcripts that the DOJ just dropped, I think I may have been right, because this guy talks like a Grand Theft Auto V parody of himself
Wednesday, 02-Aug-23 18:54:38 UTC from web -
Each successive Trump indictment is funnier than the last because every time he’s practically begged people to riot on his behalf at the various courthouses where his arrests occur and like five people show up every time.
Wednesday, 02-Aug-23 04:07:23 UTC from web -
(doing this pilot is going very well, I am predicting Warner Bros will give me forty million dollars for it)
Tuesday, 01-Aug-23 02:57:50 UTC from web -
these trees have too many polygons and it makes the file unworkable, I’m gonna pull my hair out
Tuesday, 01-Aug-23 02:57:16 UTC from web -
In yesterday's D&D session I used my lizard familiar, placed it on my druid character's head, activated the feature to look through the familiar's eyes, and thusly gained 30ft darkvision. A poor man's Goggles of Night.
Monday, 31-Jul-23 17:20:53 UTC from web -
Like yeah I can generate trees from nothing but as things currently stand I gotta do that one by one whereas I would really like to just like designate an area for a bunch to just generate
Monday, 31-Jul-23 17:20:58 UTC from web -
I hate painting backgrounds, as I’m sure I’ve mentioned, but I think I hate manually placing trees everywhere in 3D space even more so it might be time to figure out if SpeedTree has some kind of Blender-enabled equivalent
Monday, 31-Jul-23 17:18:01 UTC from web -
So I was in a hotel last night because the AC broke and I’m waiting on a part to fix it. I get back home this morning and the power goes out so now the AC doesn’t matter.
Saturday, 29-Jul-23 17:39:31 UTC from web -
I think this hotel is not for people like me, it’s next to a bunch of corporate headquarters and data centers, the lobby is a trendy bar where a bunch of tech guys are drinking top shelf liquor, and the TV knows my name.
Saturday, 29-Jul-23 00:23:08 UTC from web -
ChatGPT seems to believe that Sora from Kingdom Hearts would be perfectly willing to ally with Tony Soprano but would draw the line at Walter White and I’m uncomfortable with the knowledge that, to an AI, the line between friend and foe lies somewhere between “murderous mob boss” and “murderous drug lord” and not well before both points.
Thursday, 27-Jul-23 04:56:43 UTC from web -
cowboys and samurais existed in the same time period
Wednesday, 26-Jul-23 19:16:16 UTC from web -
I feel bad for laughing but I’m playing on a Minecraft server and one of the dudes in the voice chat 1:1 sounds like Chris Chan
Tuesday, 25-Jul-23 20:05:36 UTC from web- scorcher firecracker likes this.
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Twitter is essentially dead for me. I used to lurk some creators on twitter but my open source twitter client choqok failed to fetch any new data for a week now.
Monday, 24-Jul-23 19:14:58 UTC from web -
New Futurama’s pretty funny. Billy West‘s voice ain’t what it used to be though. Fry sounds like he’s been in the future for 23 years or something.
Monday, 24-Jul-23 05:48:22 UTC from web-
@zeldatra I really just . . . kind of don't care? And I'm not sure why, or how I feel about how I feel.
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In light of recent events, I’ve decided that it’s ableist to make fun of Elon Musk because… well… you know…
Monday, 24-Jul-23 01:17:56 UTC from web -
(the answer is the same thing I’m currently doing but people are angry at me)
Sunday, 23-Jul-23 23:18:49 UTC from web -
If I were famous, I'd try to get the casual karate gi to catch on as fashion
Sunday, 23-Jul-23 22:45:10 UTC from web -
Kiwami beaten.
Tuesday, 18-Jul-23 05:22:07 UTC from web -
Hello !
Monday, 17-Jul-23 20:55:13 UTC from web-
@rainbowdashy Aloha
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@scribus how are you ?
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@rainbowdashy Angry. Very angry. Also, sad. Frustrated. Bored. Confused. Trying to do probabilities and stupid math crap. Angry.
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My D&D group started a new campaign and the starting level is 2. I managed to be at 0HP three times within the first two sessions. The first time was a mimic (a barrel), then a quickling, and then some goblinoids with slings.
Monday, 17-Jul-23 10:16:35 UTC from web-
@scribus It's a female lizardfolk grassland druid with the name "Chamilia Moonsicle". This type of druid is not a tank. With the natural armor and a wooden shield she has 16 AC. Not bad but still too squishy for my taste.
The first down-to-zero-HP moment happened as she examined a weird barrel that happened to be a mimic-like animated creature. The next time it was a Quickling she managed to percieve (Quickling moved extremely fast) and followed a few steps out of the door, where she got stabbed 3 times with high damage rolls. Then she was hit to the head with a sling by a goblinoid savage (having little HP at the beginning of the battle didn't help either).
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@scribus To be totally frank: I have a long history of having many dead characters and stupid moments initiated by my dumb decisions. This time, I swear, wasn't the case.
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using the WGA strike as an excuse for why I have writer’s block
Sunday, 16-Jul-23 22:34:09 UTC from web
