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@mrmattimation @rarity You two are cute
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Is it called Chesnaught because that's the score it gets out of Chesten?
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if I end up picking Litten I'm naming it Charfield
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@rarity well, some people like , so there is no surprise there
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Baby, was just careful on the positioning of the legs where the ferrets are concerned
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Irrational violent morons, or RDN users
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@awl Commander Bond had just returned to his flat after a long day of shuffling papers at the office. He hadn't even gotten his shoes off when the bell rang. "Who is it?" he asked. "It's the plumber, sir!" came the reply. "I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow." "No, Mr. Bond, I inspect you today."
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the fallacy of rapping in an argument -
Так мы подписываем смертный приговор своим детям, внукам и правнукам, а что бы остановится нет мозгов не у тех, не у других. В таких войнах победителей нет.
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@tiffany What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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'This' and 'that' might be demonstrative adjectives, but neither is a pronoun.
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If only I was better at using the subjunctive.
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Verbal altercation incident report
Summary of abuse:
-will be pawn of fate
-unintelligent compared to peers
Description of perpetrator:
-female
-kinda dumb
-l-shape on forehead formed from thumb and forefinger
Activity undertaken by years:
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@ceruleanspark Chris-Chantivirus
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I'd call Ricky Gervais a hack, but his mother was the one doing all the hacking.
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Nick Wilde walks to work, but Judy Hopps
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Hat was... ;) https://gnusocial.de/url/2810969
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@cawlliflower I don't know if you'd be interested, but here are some old catalog pages: http://ur1.ca/otqtu
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If you rearrange the letters in "Faberge egg" you get "garbage"
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Twitter: Thu Apr 07 23:08:14 +0000 2016 – – From: Sputnik .
#Russia‘s Kinostudiya Lenfilm announces Forrest Gump sequel https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfebqtbWQAEpSyj.jpg
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@zeldatra Some questions for those that consider being Russian acceptable: Did you have to unlearn that it was wrong, or is that how you always believed? If you had to unlearn that it was wrong, what caused you to change your mind, and where did the idea that it wrong come from in the first place?
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@awl did I tell you about the time she said "ow, my foot's fallen asleep... comatoes"
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@dtluna The two couples were enjoying their vacation together at a resort hotel. Theywere in the middle of a game of Scrabble in the lobby when a thunderstorm cutoff the hotel's electricity, leaving little to do but retire to their rooms.Bill was a rather devout man, so before getting into bed with his companion,he said his prayers. As he got under the covers, the lightning suddenlyflashed through the window and he discovered that he was in the wrong room.He instantly jumped up and started to dash for the hallway. "It's too late,called the girl from the bed, "my guy doesn't pray."
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Couple of extra doodles because I like her. I'll probably give her a name and actually have an OC for once. http://pny.lv/0b9rv
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I've been watching a lot of anime recently, so here's some !art http://pny.lv/0b9o8
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free speech is a myth, by the way. The first amendment only promises that the government can't sensor you, and even then there are legal caveats. You don't have the right to force people to listen to your garbage
