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And..uh, I got some weird results that seemed to think that at least, at some time, I was your dad
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 16:40:44 UTC from web -
A cuck walks up to a lemonade stand
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 15:02:37 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@tiffany Why would a cuck say that?
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@ceruleanspark Because of the things lately like Trump saying the theatre should be a safe space and the boycottings and stuff. I thought it had become a sort of meme by this point but maybe just in my head
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@ceruleanspark It fits in place of "got any grapes." What about "Hey! ... grab her right by the grape!"?
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90s Friends: Joey reads a book
00s Friends: Joey has his foreskin recreated out of puttyTuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:53:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany She also offered him a variety of meats
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@ceruleanspark The most uncomfortable part was the amount of toothpicks involved
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These are the 90s references you came for
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:52:03 UTC from web -
gonna read The Shining just to Fluffle Puff with myself
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:42:15 UTC from web-
@tiffany Well, if you get scared you can always put it in your fridge.
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@ceruleanspark and read Little Women instead
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Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 12:31:08 UTC from web -
http://fav.me/d70tznr this is someones fetish
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Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 11:30:44 UTC from web -
https://i.imgur.com/Dakhn79.png America, but with the GDP replaced with water.
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Monday, 19-Dec-16 23:45:20 UTC from web
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Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:51:05 UTC from web
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Saturday, 17-Dec-16 19:50:49 UTC from web
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I bought the comic book "Infinite Kung Fu" but it arrive with a damaged spine. It's still readable and all that. I messaged the dealer because of the damage and I got a full refund.
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 08:05:27 UTC from web-
@adiwan If only Bruce Lee could have done the same.
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@ceruleanspark I shouldn't laugh but I do it in the most disrespectful way and I can't do anything against that.
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Daily Nebby http://i.imgur.com/eWW4Ele.png
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 12:52:35 UTC from web -
David Tennant is Scrooge McDuck now? What??
Friday, 16-Dec-16 17:47:46 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin I can't remember the episode.
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@thelastgherkin Hi Palpatine
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GAMES OVER LOSERS, I HAVE ALL THE MONEY. COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE, THEN KILL YOURSELVES. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzwRmOFW8AA_id-.jpg:large
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 23:36:41 UTC from web -
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Someone being entirely serious on reddit: "Clinton-(((Soros)))-industrial-cuckplex."
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Tuesday, 13-Dec-16 14:05:42 UTC from web
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We are Number One except it touches my heart to be called a "Meme Friend" ;_;7
Monday, 12-Dec-16 19:06:17 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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Sunday, 11-Dec-16 23:18:16 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark he deserves this
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@tiffany @ceruleanspark After all, he is number one.
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@ceruleanspark Look at this net worth
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Saturday, 10-Dec-16 17:02:55 UTC from web
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Pewf. What are we gonna do in the bag?
Saturday, 10-Dec-16 16:08:33 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@ceruleanspark *applauds*
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@ceruleanspark Eat Cheetos.
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@archaeme Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
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Knees weak, bag is heavy
There's Cosmog on her sweater already, name is Nebby
She's nervous, but she made sure that the bag is ready
For Nebby to get the apple in there alreadySaturday, 10-Dec-16 15:18:00 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@ceruleanspark oh my cherrying life
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i just shouted "shut the grape up" at my dog barking at nothing and all that did was make her bark louder, what am i doing wrong
Friday, 09-Dec-16 16:14:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You got cucked
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@mrmattimation Having owned dogs for 23 years I recommend throwing a bit of water at her with a can.
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Really the only reason to begrudge protesters is when they turn it into an excuse for destruction and rioting.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:46:10 UTC from web-
@awl In reality society is made as an attempt to turn humanity into a cohesive force, but after a while it always starts to break because someone with less than pure intentions gets in a position of influence and starts benefiting or representing only a sector of society, so the rest turns hostile.
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@awl It's part of the root cause of the dissonance: Man is claims to be civilized but maintaining that civilisation is also its main energy expenditure.
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@ceruleanspark ah, I got it. Herein is why I believe that us acting on our base instincts to the point of unwonted destruction should be frowned upon, not excused simply for being our instincts. Yes it is part of the understanding as to why we are the way we are but if we're building ourselves up to be better than other animals, simply for our being self-aware, then we can walk the walk.
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But yeah I agree that humans chimp out when massed together.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:52:10 UTC from web-
@nerthos If it weren't for the snow, you could pass off post-canadian-hockey riot photos as having been taken in a warzone.
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@ceruleanspark Ukraine
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My IT teacher looked like a child molester and was recently arrested for being one.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:51:58 UTC from web -
I mean let's be honest, the "left" wouldn't be nearly as hated if they didn't treat anyone who disagrees as if they were either idiots or criminals. The only reason the right revived was the regressive left's foulness.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:40:08 UTC from web-
@nerthos So you're saying the right was revived because the left was too alpha for them. You could say they...got cucked?
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@ceruleanspark That's the thing my boy, the entire country got cucked.
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All jokes are fine, you can just turn off the tv or not go to the movie you don't like.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos If someone lives in a country where they have a right to protest, and a cause worth protesting over, you can hardly begrudge them going out and doing it.
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@ceruleanspark As long as they aren't being paid $15 an hour to protest, yeah.
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@nerthos If they want to risk getting teargassed, or in the case of the US, straight up shot in the face for $15 an hour, that's their choice.
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Is Delmarva a red or blue state, this is important
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:38:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's a Garnet state.
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