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Wait, the tickle boat that killed that guy?
Monday, 15-May-17 21:54:01 UTC from web -
I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web -
If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web -
white male holy genocide
Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany You've had a long day. You should go to bed.
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@ceruleanspark it's been the longest Friday of my life
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He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much
Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web -
Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?
Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web-
@tiffany Don't worry. They managed to hate each other so much that their website ceased to exist.
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@ceruleanspark Whereas our hatred of each other only makes the Network stronger and more oppressive
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@tiffany So much for the tolerant left
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Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web -
if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No part of this doesn't read like My Immortal
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@tiffany Stop flaming ok!111111
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@thelastgherkin Honey, help, I'm flaming!
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I missed one.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web-
@tiffany White people are becoming a minority on RDN tiffany
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@ceruleanspark Did you know that 30% of 2013 users commit 97% of the kiwiposts? I just thought that was interesting
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@tiffany Oh, just because I'm proud of my server I'm a nazi? So much for the tolerant left
orungano likes this.
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it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web-
@tiffany I'd like to point out that as I was deleting him he changed his username to "BigCuck", so, y'know.
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@ceruleanspark he truly was one of us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
- orungano repeated this.
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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