@critialcloudkicker
Holland
A very enthusiastic and scientific mind trapped in a somewhat less fortunate body. Always willing to help anypony out. Currently working on regaining overall body strength. Of course the muscles used to smile have been thoroughly trained already ( The power of the ponies compelled me ).
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@adiwan Poor cow never stood a chance
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@scribus "look at the cow, where is he now" ... Dammit Trevor !
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@adiwan ... Remind me, howmuch did they pay for Minecraft again ? I am just trying to figure out what setting the milking machine is set to... Probably to the "danger : cow may implode" level
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They are opening a hardware store downtown, I could not be happier... Well unless if they gave out free stuff
Monday, 15-Feb-16 12:45:51 UTC from web -
TIL : zorses exist http://www.theequinest.com/images/funky-zorse1.jpg ... and they can look really fabulous
Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 19:10:16 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin And now I am thirsty for some fresh tentacle grape
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@thelastgherkin that post is just 2 suspicious quote marks away from reminding me of some weird adult swim scetch
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@thelastgherkin unsupervised children that are on fire are probably more dangerous
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*reads the warning label on his air mattress*
EN US "keep under adult supervision, do not submerge in water, do not overinflate"
NL "keep away from children"
DE "fire is dangerous"
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Hmm, I always thought that the 1983 movie "Trading Places" ( which I remember mostly for it's scenes where there was a bet for 1 dollar ) was with Will Smith. No wonder I couldn't find a usable movieclip
Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 11:46:25 UTC from web -
Today I learned that someone has been taking so much showers that it has corroded the wiring leading to the showerlight... Yeah I did not know that was possible either
Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 11:32:22 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation My first thought was of Windows 10. But that does not fit quite as perfect as some sort of Flash and/or Animation thingie I know you are busy with.
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I can tell you this though. Using the internet to figure out where Hot Dogs end and Sausages begin make me want to fire up a big BBQ.
Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 22:52:22 UTC from web -
@rarity Oh hey I just found http://donoteatthis.com/2011/07/07/hot-dogs-in-a-can/ ... Which pretty much goes into what we're talking about... I really do not know of any other way to prepare them though... Although I guess I could try to grill them... Is that a good idea even ?
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Seriously, who makes a picture for wikipedia in their old gas-powered stofe pots and pans that look like they were made past century ? ... It's also white, looks like those knakworsten are soaking in urine... :r
Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 22:40:07 UTC from web -
@rarity https://www.unox.nl/sites/default/files/livelink/knaks_47757105_0.png
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@razzleberry The only time something might be better without anyone in in close proximity would probably be reserved only for those times where one might want to drown their sorrow in a big bucket of Ben & Jerries.
Which is like SUPER sad... They do not sell big buckets of Ben & Jerries around here anywhere T_T -
@razzleberry *goes over a long list by head*
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@razzleberry Oh, yeah, I would play with humans. But they can be such a pain... And by pain I mean that there is always this numbskull who takes 2 minutes per turn in the early game... Add 1 second per turn of the game. And 1 game takes 500 turns... Whoop... just got yourself a game of [ (120 times 500) plus ( 1+2+3+4+5 ... untill 500 ) ] ... I am going to say 52 hours...
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@razzleberry You know, exactly that. I mean, I like games that take long. But for Civ5 it kinda tests my patience with the fact that I really can not exploit my best perks to the point where I become a big unstoppable monster, or exploit my enemies weakness where I overcome a great obstacle through great tactical genousity. Due to it being turn-based and on a LUA engine that takes WAAAAAY too long per turn ( especially when on big map with over 12 computers )... Now Sins of a Solar Empire is actually a WAY longer game, and you can seriously exploit the hell out of your perks or your opponents weakness if you use your brain, and that game can take even longer.
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I really should be WAY more agressive next time I play Civ 5... If there is even a next time, because that game is so terribly tame it makes horse-shoe tossing about as interesting as pro-wressling by comparison
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@nerthos You turned into a cat in my absence ?
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Oh you son of an AMD processor...
I swear I am going to #$%& up your west coast with *%#$*@@ accuracy and...
Or I could just counter-nuke your sorry civilization...
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@eyepie Well, I am more or less tonguelashing at whatever the AI in a game of Civ5 can throw at me for the last 45 or so turns...
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@eyepie I am taking out unbridled rage on a video game right now. Also I need some ducktape to fix my microphone... again...
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@eyepie I meant, if I had to choose between A: Getting stuck in an elevator. or B: Lick a toilet to prove that it does not cause autism... I would probably pick B
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@thelastgherkin I think I would rather lick someones toilet to prove a point
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@eyepie I'd rate it a 3 on the horrible scale ( it goes to 10 )... It would have been a HECK of a lot worse if that lady would have slapped me out of surprise/anger... But I guess I could have put a checkmark on my bucketlist next to "get slapped by a black lady"
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@thelastgherkin I am not sure about other countries, but over here those kinds of temporarily stairs are quite a bit deeper/taller per step compared to "normal" stairs. You can still climb them as normal ofcourse, but you'll probably end up using your muscles for a controlled ascend/descend a lot more
