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How about "Fewer Leaks than Cartoon Network"
Tuesday, 03-Jan-17 18:13:45 UTC from web -
School can be a traumatic experience for some children, especially one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as @tiffany
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 19:40:43 UTC from web- orungano and takeshitakenji like this.
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@ceruleanspark blow me
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@tiffany Later
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i bet whoever started the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme kinda wishes they hadn't now
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 04:45:25 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Cruz already killed them.
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@dokidoki u r not helping
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@mrmattimation You should have clapped for Jeb when you had the chance
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I don't know what Snow Halation is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 13:36:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Snow halation is love and snow halation is life
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@ceruleanspark A love live song. Mushi can probably tell you all about it.
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@ceruleanspark you're the one who told me about it like 3 years ago
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 01:09:18 UTC from web-
@rarity When you're literally Cyril Sneer the concept of generosity is in itself inherently suspicious
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@ceruleanspark now that is a dank batcaveing reference
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@rarity probably. I need to stop telling people about things like that so I can establish a control for whether or not my childhood memories actually happened the way I think they did.
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The kiwipost is the mitochondria of the website
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:47:20 UTC from web -
who made this page http://rainbowdash.net/url/855526
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:06:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation a pathogen is a virus,bacteria,prion,or fungi
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2016 only every time a celebrity dies I drink faster.
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 19:19:10 UTC from web-
@adiwan If it could hit Donald Trump and Nigel Farrage that'd be great
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@ceruleanspark glad to see I'm not the only one thinking the political side hasn't had enough reports of deaths this year
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@ceruleanspark 2016 only every time a celebrity dies the next one dies faster
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Rainbow Dash Network only every time someone says they'll do group art for the site they vanish forever
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 17:51:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Let us not forget the true meaning of christmas: The birth of our lord and saviour, Little King John https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 11:16:30 UTC from web- archaeme likes this.
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As a top 500 straight male
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:53:15 UTC from web -
This is now a high quality rip based statusnet instance
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:43:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Where?
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@ceruleanspark gRand Dad Network
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@takecherryakenji https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/mute-city-hq-ft-wobble-the-fans-solid-strgg-toonlink-blue-fairy-trivial171-vince94-skopioxv2-megamanlego-king-peacock-roy-wolfman1405-sonicheroesfan1-twinkie-pie-half-pixel-crystalforce-and-mario
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I can't believe Tracer killed all the straight people
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:54:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Never trust the cute homos.
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@nerthos sometimes I can still hear their voices
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@ceruleanspark *spooks from the beyond*
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"Traits: Gay, Pyromaniac, Trigger Happy" OH BOY THIS COLONY IS GONNA GO GREAT.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 18:16:51 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Sounds like you
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Rainbow Dash Network: 5 years a cuck.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 17:33:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what did u just call me
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And..uh, I got some weird results that seemed to think that at least, at some time, I was your dad
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 16:40:44 UTC from web -
A cuck walks up to a lemonade stand
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 15:02:37 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@tiffany Why would a cuck say that?
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@ceruleanspark Because of the things lately like Trump saying the theatre should be a safe space and the boycottings and stuff. I thought it had become a sort of meme by this point but maybe just in my head
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@ceruleanspark It fits in place of "got any grapes." What about "Hey! ... grab her right by the grape!"?
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90s Friends: Joey reads a book
00s Friends: Joey has his foreskin recreated out of puttyTuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:53:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany She also offered him a variety of meats
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@ceruleanspark The most uncomfortable part was the amount of toothpicks involved
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These are the 90s references you came for
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:52:03 UTC from web -
gonna read The Shining just to Fluffle Puff with myself
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:42:15 UTC from web-
@tiffany Well, if you get scared you can always put it in your fridge.
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@ceruleanspark and read Little Women instead
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Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 12:31:08 UTC from web
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http://fav.me/d70tznr this is someones fetish
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 11:30:44 UTC from web -
https://i.imgur.com/Dakhn79.png America, but with the GDP replaced with water.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 11:19:39 UTC from web -
Monday, 19-Dec-16 23:45:20 UTC from web
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Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:51:05 UTC from web
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Saturday, 17-Dec-16 19:50:49 UTC from web
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I bought the comic book "Infinite Kung Fu" but it arrive with a damaged spine. It's still readable and all that. I messaged the dealer because of the damage and I got a full refund.
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 08:05:27 UTC from web-
@adiwan If only Bruce Lee could have done the same.
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@ceruleanspark I shouldn't laugh but I do it in the most disrespectful way and I can't do anything against that.
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Daily Nebby http://i.imgur.com/eWW4Ele.png
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 12:52:35 UTC from web -
David Tennant is Scrooge McDuck now? What??
Friday, 16-Dec-16 17:47:46 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin I can't remember the episode.
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@thelastgherkin Hi Palpatine
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GAMES OVER LOSERS, I HAVE ALL THE MONEY. COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE, THEN KILL YOURSELVES. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzwRmOFW8AA_id-.jpg:large
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 23:36:41 UTC from web