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Wednesday, 14-Dec-16 18:17:07 UTC from web
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Someone being entirely serious on reddit: "Clinton-(((Soros)))-industrial-cuckplex."
Tuesday, 13-Dec-16 16:23:22 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 13-Dec-16 14:05:42 UTC from web
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We are Number One except it touches my heart to be called a "Meme Friend" ;_;7
Monday, 12-Dec-16 19:06:17 UTC from web- Someone Probably and takeshitakenji like this.
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Sunday, 11-Dec-16 23:18:16 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark he deserves this
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@tiffany @ceruleanspark After all, he is number one.
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@ceruleanspark Look at this net worth
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Saturday, 10-Dec-16 17:02:55 UTC from web
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Pewf. What are we gonna do in the bag?
Saturday, 10-Dec-16 16:08:33 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@ceruleanspark *applauds*
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@ceruleanspark Eat Cheetos.
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@archaeme Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
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Knees weak, bag is heavy
There's Cosmog on her sweater already, name is Nebby
She's nervous, but she made sure that the bag is ready
For Nebby to get the apple in there alreadySaturday, 10-Dec-16 15:18:00 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@ceruleanspark oh my cherrying life
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i just shouted "shut the grape up" at my dog barking at nothing and all that did was make her bark louder, what am i doing wrong
Friday, 09-Dec-16 16:14:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You got cucked
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@mrmattimation Having owned dogs for 23 years I recommend throwing a bit of water at her with a can.
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Really the only reason to begrudge protesters is when they turn it into an excuse for destruction and rioting.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:46:10 UTC from web-
@awl In reality society is made as an attempt to turn humanity into a cohesive force, but after a while it always starts to break because someone with less than pure intentions gets in a position of influence and starts benefiting or representing only a sector of society, so the rest turns hostile.
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@awl It's part of the root cause of the dissonance: Man is claims to be civilized but maintaining that civilisation is also its main energy expenditure.
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@ceruleanspark ah, I got it. Herein is why I believe that us acting on our base instincts to the point of unwonted destruction should be frowned upon, not excused simply for being our instincts. Yes it is part of the understanding as to why we are the way we are but if we're building ourselves up to be better than other animals, simply for our being self-aware, then we can walk the walk.
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But yeah I agree that humans chimp out when massed together.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:52:10 UTC from web-
@nerthos If it weren't for the snow, you could pass off post-canadian-hockey riot photos as having been taken in a warzone.
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@ceruleanspark Ukraine
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My IT teacher looked like a child molester and was recently arrested for being one.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:51:58 UTC from web -
I mean let's be honest, the "left" wouldn't be nearly as hated if they didn't treat anyone who disagrees as if they were either idiots or criminals. The only reason the right revived was the regressive left's foulness.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:40:08 UTC from web-
@nerthos So you're saying the right was revived because the left was too alpha for them. You could say they...got cucked?
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@ceruleanspark That's the thing my boy, the entire country got cucked.
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All jokes are fine, you can just turn off the tv or not go to the movie you don't like.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos If someone lives in a country where they have a right to protest, and a cause worth protesting over, you can hardly begrudge them going out and doing it.
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@ceruleanspark As long as they aren't being paid $15 an hour to protest, yeah.
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@nerthos If they want to risk getting teargassed, or in the case of the US, straight up shot in the face for $15 an hour, that's their choice.
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Is Delmarva a red or blue state, this is important
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:38:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's a Garnet state.
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That's why the alt-right is so mad. Their dicks are dry.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:29:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That can't be right, they're always cucking people.
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@Ceruleanspark is secretly taunting me
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:16:16 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ... you didn't do that?
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@actualrudolph No I totally did, I just find it amusing that nothing else has been deleted since.
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@ceruleanspark Oh okay.
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I find the podcast Marc Maron did with Gallagher really hilarious because he's trying to defend his jokes by saying "Jews are risible!! Don't be such a baby!!" and then proceeds to leave the interview halfway through
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:21:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Go back to your safe space. PS if you say anything I disagree with I spend the next 16-24 hours tweetng abuse at you.
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Sometimes I wonder why most of entertainment is left wing but then I remember that's because it doesn't really take anything to be all inclusive but being actively discriminatory for the sake of humour is just kind of unfunny
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:17:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany One of the golden rules of comedy is to never punch down, and one of the golden rules of being right wing is to hold yourself superior to everyone else. Those two don't play well together.
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@ceruleanspark "Why are you all getting offended???" says the person whose career is dependent on being outrageous
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what's the name of that watermelon crushing comedian again
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:19:43 UTC from web-
@tiffany Gallagher
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@ceruleanspark thank you
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Beware the man who speaks in memes
Friday, 09-Dec-16 09:28:00 UTC from web -
Long boy
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:30:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark haha long boy
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Something went wrong when I tried to remove boner guys.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:03:19 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark jeez
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@ceruleanspark this is the pinnacle of humanity
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boner
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:02:45 UTC from web -
Wayback only has one page for ECH, and this is at the top of it. http://pny.lv/15xzj
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 22:14:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin My favourite thing about this is that the alternative to CC licensing is for me to retain sole ownership of all the posts.
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@ceruleanspark You always lowed 'dem apples
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@ceruleanspark I mean, you love dicks
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IM SUCKING MY OWN mangoK AND DYING
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 21:13:28 UTC from web-
@tiffany Me too
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@ceruleanspark hold me closer George Costanza
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Thursday, 08-Dec-16 19:39:17 UTC from web-
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@nerthos Time to shut down the website. This is its peak
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@ceruleanspark I am glad to have been a part of it.
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We are Number One, but it's performed by @nerthos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:37:06 UTC from web- rw likes this.
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@ceruleanspark We are deus miles
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@ceruleanspark Genuinely died at "NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE", thanks for this
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We are number one, except performed by gnu social instances
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:34:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Have you ever caught like, a real super tooter?
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In the original Icelandic play on which the television series was based, Áfram Latibær! (Go LazyTown!) in 1996, Sportacus was an elf called Íþróttaálfurinn (The Athletic Elf) who possessed magical powers. His costume consisted of a navy-blue tunic, baggy green trousers and a large burnt umber hat. He also had a large, thick, blonde moustache and matching goatee beard.
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:30:05 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
