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Sunday, 27-Jan-19 03:25:28 UTC from web
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Oh, if only we were living in the timeline where some kind of treatment or cure for measles existed! http://time.com/5513643/measles-cases-outbreak-oregon/
Saturday, 26-Jan-19 02:34:34 UTC from web-
@scribus The antivaccine cabal is reaping dividends
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2019 is the year of Ally Kong and things are looking good
Monday, 21-Jan-19 16:45:00 UTC from web -
Great defense, folks. "It's not the shutdown, we're always incompetent!" http://time.com/5501904/tsa-gun-screening-shutdown/
Monday, 14-Jan-19 16:33:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It is really all show and salve, rather than security. Feel better, but don't actually be better.
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@mrmattimation And I think I heard he signed some kind of criminal justice bill I might not object to, haven't read as deeply on it.
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@mrmattimation They're mostly there to steal kids' 3DSs in the space between the plane lands and the passengers get their bags back.
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i drew a girls scratching her dog's belly http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873676
Monday, 14-Jan-19 22:55:13 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@mushi Cutest dog I've seen in a while
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On the other hand I'm all in for letting ethnic supremacist groups have at it and eventually wipe eachother off the planet. They'll gladly do it without any outside intervention if they're placed all in the same location.
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 18:26:12 UTC from web- Macpony55 likes this.
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What an ultra-maroon.... http://time.com/5499678/house-republicans-slam-steve-king-white-supremacist-comments/
Friday, 11-Jan-19 15:17:59 UTC from web-
@nerthos What he literally said was “When did white supremacy become offensive?” It’s not a matter of people misinterpreting something innocuous. He literally used the word “supremacy”. He also has ties to an Austrian far-right group which openly affiliates with the Nazi Party. There’s literally no other way to interpret what he said.
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@mrmattimation Well, sure, but if you just disregard All Of That Inconvenient Stuff, there's never anything wrong with anything! Yay, zero accountability! It's the New American Way.
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@mrmattimation In that case the answer would likely be "sometime after '45"
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https://pl.smuglo.li/media/51982fd3-e507-4769-91c4-d07ffea18c02/[HorribleSubs]%20Domestic%20na%20Kanojo%20-%2001%20[720p]-00:04:56.214.jpg
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 18:22:44 UTC from web -
yeah that wasn't good at all
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 17:58:58 UTC from web -
that being said the bathroom episode is surprisingly tasteful
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 16:19:04 UTC from web -
four episodes in and new season of Always Sunny is... really bad
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 15:39:18 UTC from web -
My only post to be flagged http://rainbowdash.net/url/873624
Tuesday, 08-Jan-19 09:47:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin I'm afraid to go back
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@thelastgherkin Can't do that before marriage
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God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I occasionally find myself wondering what came of it
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@ceruleanspark At least we still have Peestuck
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@ceruleanspark It was a wild ride, but an enjoyable one.
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So I've got a friend who wants to go ghost hunting and I'm looking at buying holy water on ebay but I kind of think I could just make my own (if I got ordained online) so.........
Friday, 11-Jan-19 04:51:57 UTC from web-
@scribus I don't know about other denominations, but in catholic churches you can just walk in with a bottle of water and ask for it to be blessed. Grandmothers do that all the time.
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@nerthos I have considered that route. Or still buying it off of eBay because that just strikes me as funny for some damn reason.
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Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 21:02:14 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark much like Atlas who holds up the earth, you hold up our sins for eternity
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@ceruleanspark We're all ghosts here
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i forgot all about the episode of always sunny where they literally kill a child
Monday, 07-Jan-19 19:04:30 UTC from web -
Literally want to kill somebody
Wednesday, 02-Jan-19 22:45:33 UTC from web-
@scribus Scribus, online, with a dictionary. Did I win this game of Cluedo ?
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@drinkingpony Not quite. I intend to use my hands to remove a skull from a still-living body.
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@scribus As Carcino would have said (rest in peace)
MORTAL KOMBAT
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i'm 9+10
Tuesday, 01-Jan-19 10:18:50 UTC from web -
I wonder what cavemen memes were like
Sunday, 30-Dec-18 03:56:25 UTC from web-
@nerthos Remember Captain Caveman ? I don't, I mostly remember how he shouted his name a lot. I think that prehistoric memes mostly were like that, mostly shouting at each other. I think this was also the first form of long range communication
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I smelled memes
Sunday, 30-Dec-18 00:39:22 UTC from web -
we are gamers, for we always lose, and a true gamer never loses except when their mean sibling takes the controller away like a dumb doo doo head, stop it brad i'm telling mom
Saturday, 29-Dec-18 08:17:54 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@yodelerty i'm 99% sure I already posted this exact message
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@yodelerty Gamers rise up
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What the hell is the point of federation if you just blacklist entire servers at the drop of a hat
Tuesday, 25-Dec-18 20:41:47 UTC from web-
@scribus I see you discovered mastodon't
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@nerthos I was even looking into starting a Pleroma or Diaspora server before FOSTA/SESTA made that too much hassle.
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@scribus That shouldn't be an issue at all, AFAIK that only concerns prostitution. And considering no one has closed down god damn switter yet...
You could host in some other country too.
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Also happy holidays to you all. Hadn't been around before to leave a message.
Saturday, 29-Dec-18 03:12:33 UTC from web -
happy chrim RDN. You're like an estranged uncle to me nowadays but I'm still glad you're around
Tuesday, 25-Dec-18 11:11:16 UTC from web -
TIFF'S TOP 25 ALBUMS OF 2018 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1076177099457736705?s=19
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just spent the night dancing with a part russian girl who absolutely wanted to Potato Knishes, how;s everyone else's lives going
Saturday, 15-Dec-18 01:22:47 UTC from web-
@tiff Pretty much, yeah.
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TIFF'S TOP 10 EPs of 2018 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1075809175333163008
Thursday, 20-Dec-18 18:29:07 UTC from web -
TIFF'S HONOURABLE MENTIONS OF 2018 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1075449061493362689
Wednesday, 19-Dec-18 20:04:56 UTC from web -
King Gizzard & the Jesus Wizard
Tuesday, 18-Dec-18 20:23:04 UTC from web -
today is my dad's birthday and, now that he no longer lives here, i hope he's feeling as awful as he's made us feel all these years
Saturday, 15-Dec-18 23:12:07 UTC from web-
@tiff Mail him poo
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