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Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error.
Monday, 25-Aug-14 20:55:55 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer and 2 others like this.
- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), monsutaa kaado! and Someone Probably repeated this.
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@spots It's the important centerpiece the working week structurally, separating the lifeless droll of Monday and Tuesday from the anxious anticipation of the weekend brought upon from Thursday and Friday.
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@northernnarwhal Right! I guess!
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Again~ if anyone can say "geeno" into a microphone and send it my way! I will record a special thank you for you - 3-
Tuesday, 27-Jan-15 22:21:17 UTC from web-
@meloetta We are very impressed.
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@zazie I've never actually tried a Kermit voice, so it might take time to get the voice down
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@zazie While only I may be able to do saucy Kermit, saucy Kermit is able to do anyone.
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Metal is an actual real Soviet sleeper agent
Thursday, 12-Mar-15 23:58:16 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, MetalTao and Someone Probably like this.
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@mrmattimation Get your McCarthy ready.
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apparently Mr Pibb is "'''spicy''' cherry cola". applein white people
Tuesday, 16-Jun-15 18:47:16 UTC from web-
@rarity What even
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@riley middle class white people be like "excuse me waiter this water is too spicy, can you get me some milk instead"
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@rarity Beautiful
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Wasn't bernie that muppet that thought the 4 was an autistic swastika?
Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 02:53:50 UTC from web-
@nerthos Bernie is the unstoppable candidate because he controls both the whimsy and optimism of Ernie, and the responsibility of Bert
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American Tiff taught me the horrors of capitalism
Wednesday, 17-Jun-15 23:08:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@northernnarwhal MY NAME IS ADAM SMITH AND I INVENTED CAPITALISM
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This sitcom is the most sitcomy sitcom I ever saw
Tuesday, 19-Dec-17 18:18:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Huh. She's somewhat plot relevant in this King novel I'm reading. What does it all mean!?
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@scribus All things serve the beam
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@ceruleanspark jet fuel dont got no bunz, hun.
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"You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit
Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark are these people aware that there are 10-15 million practising Jews in the world
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@awl but what are they practicing for
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@ceruleanspark i guess to fake more terrorist attacks or turininf the ‘U’ on its side to get past geniuses like this chap
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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 20:30:19 UTC from web -
"DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"
Monday, 20-Nov-17 19:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!
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@ceruleanspark or me for that matter. Wait
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So far Alabama is proving that if given the choice between a child molestor and a Democrat, they would elect the child molestor. Maybe stop sucking so hard, Alabama?
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
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I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 14:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiff Yeah that's the sound
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@ceruleanspark Obnoxygen
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In my group's next D&D campaign I'll own a tavern. I'll name it "The Drunk Unicorn".
Wednesday, 15-Nov-17 21:32:23 UTC from web-
@adiwan My friend once accidentally named dozens of D&D locations after foodstuffs
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Good lord, what is going on in there?
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 20:43:05 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark horse puns
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anybody who defends the abuse of a child should most certainly kill themselves
Friday, 10-Nov-17 23:17:15 UTC from web-
@tiff What if the child is Hitler
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@ceruleanspark hitler isn't real
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@ceruleanspark the holocaust didn't happen (but it should have)
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http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS
Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:58:08 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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would u smash tikal the echidna y/n
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 15:55:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.
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"i know im not one to talk but can you please ask "THE PAC IS BACK" to stop posting pacman erotica on the homepage."
ClassicFriday, 03-Nov-17 01:48:38 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph ghosts chompin at his feet pac's our hero
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The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Is email notification working here?
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 09:33:43 UTC from web-
@rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.
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@adiwan Well i ought to set it up for i checked it not yet.
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@rdnz I had the wrong email.
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